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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Review

Alright team, it is movie review time as I saw Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 yesterday. Now, I know it is important when providing feedback on things to start by pointing out the positives. But I can’t. At least I am struggling to think of anything good in this 2.5 hour train-wreck of film. Well, I enjoyed the popcorn, so there is that. 

What was wrong with Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 – everything. From the lack of plot to the terrible acting to the extraordinary length, this film was a slog. 

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 movie poster; image from the internet.

Let’s start with the story, which is really what the developers should have done. Ostensibly, this is the backstory of Rocket. Normally I like first movies because they cover this information. I quite like a good backstory. Unfortunately this movie did not add any additional information that we hadn’t already learned from meeting Rocket in other movies. We always knew he was a racoon that had been cruelly experimented on. We already knew he was smart. We already knew he had trust issues, but was still capable of forming friendship bonds – he was tightly tied to Groot. Sure this story added some more experimented animals to befriend Rocket when he was young, then killed them tragically. But this did not expand on our understanding of Rocket’s character. 

As many people have pointed out, a good superhero movie is defined and supported by its villain. There is nothing like a really good villain to unite the audience into rooting for the good guys. Unfortunately, this was not a good villain. In fact, I can’t remember their name and I refuse to bother searching it up. The villain was a mess. Their goal was to create the perfect Utopian society. But why? The villain’s motivations were not explained. He was just some random bio-engineer designed to make us afraid of genetic manipulations? Despite being a dictator-like leader, he still had a plethora of followers. I suppose most of them had been the results of previous, undefined experiments. 

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 movie poster; image from the internet.

So, with no interesting plot and a forgettable villain I might have passed this movie with ambivalence and boredom. But then they had a scene that had the villain doing evil science by rapidly “evolving” Earth animals into “higher” life forms. I am puzzled and frustrated that the evolved forms were always humanoid in appearance. This is a self-indulgent, arrogant and completely erroneous way to look at or discuss evolution. It annoyed me. And if this was done to save on budget, then I am still annoyed at the creatively lazy approach to story development. 

The characters seemed flat compared to the last time I saw them in their own movie. Their dialogue was filled with what should have been playful banter and amusing quips. I confess I do like a good amount of banter and one-line quips. This dialogue was just irritating. It was like listening to a class of grade 8 students – the epitome of annoying. They were not funny. They were not informative. They did not evolve as characters. 

Also, this movie threw in characters that I don’t remember seeing before with nearly zero introduction. Honestly, who was the talking, telekinetic dog? Which brings me to the other frustration I had with the storytelling – constant references (without explanation) to past events. I have seen all three Guardian movies, but there were things mentioned that I didn’t know what they were talking about. I also saw all the Avenger movies and I was still baffled. Half explanations and “hey do you remember when” moments did not alleviate my sense of confusion. Yes, these movies are connected in a series and a larger world, but they need to work harder to make new viewers (or forgetful old ones) feel welcomed into the story. This movie failed and mostly made me feel like I was missing a lot of story. 

Picture from the Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 movie – image from the internet.

Bloated with bum-numbingly long fight scenes, music I could not connect with and really obvious stupid moments, I actively did not like this movie. The plot should have been scrapped from the beginning – there was nothing fun or adventuresome about the checklist of scenes weakly tied together. I mean the characters had to regularly remind themselves of their own mission goals – which accounted for 70% of the dialogue. In conclusion, I would give this film 0 (zero) stars out of 5. It annoyed me and was not worth the 2.5 hours of my life when I could have been doing anything else, like cleaning the house. 

Captain Marvel – Movie Review

I really wanted to like this movie. Despite my best efforts to temper my expectations, I was still hopeful – unreasonably so. I will not go so far to say that Captain Marvel was a bad movie, but it was lackluster. It was missing the punchy colour and world building that went into Black Panther and sadly, unlike Wonder Woman, I found Captain Marvel largely lacking the ability to engage the audience.

Charismatic Wonder woman on the left and flat Captain Marvel on the right. Both of their superhero names are kind of dumb (personal opinion only). Image from the internet.

I wanted to say how I thought that Captain Marvel was missing a personality and any decent characterization. I still think this is true, but I have been reminded by friends that most superheroes are pretty flat. They have a good point. Thor and Captain America – particularly in their first movies – were rather drab as characters. They did not emote a great day, being all bushed with warrior stoicism that we attribute to epic heroes. So, really it comes back to my foolish hope for something more. Because I certainly don’t think it would have take much to make some huge improvements to the movie.

For a better Captain Marvel, I would only tweak the script enough to give more dialogue and character development to the principal leads and supporting cast. Something I strongly feel should have been done as there really is a rather small cast on this film and small cast means we should know them better.

I love the fists of flames. And the blowing hair. Image from the internet.

Starting at the begging, please give Vers more of hook than occasionally emotional. Also, if she is going to be the joker on the team, the reactions of the others should reflect this role. Not only do they fail to make interesting the alien homeworld where we first meet Vers, the also fail to explain who the Kree are. Now, I am not an expert in superheros. I have never read a Captain Marvel story and I come to this movie largely ignorant. So, please, take a few minutes to lay the framework for the plot. Who is this collection of various aliens, spread across the galaxy with incredible tech and an AI overlord/god? What is interesting, unique or quirky about them? What do they stand for? Are they a melting pot of alien cultures? Doe something with these first few minutes beyond a generic hand-to-hand training room and public transit railcar.

[Note: I have since learned the Kree are not a melting pot of different alien races, rather they show some variation in their appearance. I wish this had been noted in the movie.]

Team shot! But who are these colleagues? I couldn’t name one of them. Not good since they were both friends and enemies of Vers. Image from the internet.

When Vers goes to join her team for that first mission, I cannot tell if this is her first mission ever or if she has worked with these people on many prior occasions. I almost wonder if the writers know this information, because the reactions of the rest of her team should be either to welcome/tease the newbie or role their eyes at her regular antics. There should be either feel that Vers is just joining a group of strangers, or that they have a longer (6 year even) history of working together. If the latter is more true, then some of these teammates should demonstrate this history through their comments and actions. There should be passing references to previous missions, or inside jokes that develop between friends. Some of the team can hate or dislike Vers, but some should be friendly. Also, their names should be far clearer. Coming out of the film, I couldn’t name anyone of Vers’ Kree team that I think she worked with for at least part of her 6 years with them. This would certainly make the twist at the end more impactful.

She was the mother of Captain Marvel, in a sense. Mar-Vell helped to shape Carrol Danvers into the superhero she became. Image from the internet.

I really liked the pre-2000 time setting. I thought the jokes about slow and simple tech cute. While I would like to have seen more for this time, though I am not actually certain what they could have done differently. I thought they did a great job with Nick Fury –  one of the highlights of the movie. I also thought that the impeding of Vers’ powers until the end was notably well done. I understand that Captain Marvel can easily be overly powerful, so their use of her fire-blasting hands and military training to kick butt and still be at risk was a good balance.

While I will always argue that more time should be spent on dialogue and character development and far less time should be spent on fight scenes, there were some moments of visual interest. One that stood out was the early fight with the old lady on the train. I liked that the bystanders worked to stop Vers – I would have loved to see them have an even faster, stronger reaction, but the scene ended in a pretty good manner. I guess, that is something I would have liked to explore, the cultural differences between life on the Kree homeworld and Vers’ return to earth. After all, she is missing her memories, so she wouldn’t know or understand things. They had a moment or two of this, but there could have been greater humour derived from these social misunderstandings.

There were good points in the Captain Marvel film. Not knowing anything about the comics, I would not change the arc of the plot. But certainly, this film needed stronger characterization of not just Captain Marvel, but also her friends/enemies too. With the notable exception of Fury, everyone else needed some character work. Oh, and I don’t like the explanation of the eye. That was better left to the imagination as mystery is more powerful than explanation. In the end the movie was fine, feeling more like a middle chapter in a longer narrative and over missing the engaging hook to make it stand out from the rest of the Superhero Movies.

Some of the key players from Captain Marvel. Image from the internet.