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Thyre Version 2.0

We’ve exciting news! We’ve just published our first novel, Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow.

Ok, this might sound a bit familiar. However, as with most firsts, the prior publication had a couple of problems. I’m proud to say that we’ve managed to figure out the formatting Amazon uses and have corrected them. Or, at the very least, we’ve corrected most of them! I’ve been told that a whole twenty-five pages have been saved through getting the sentences to print proper alone. That’s exciting, right?

Available for Kindle and Print at Amazon.ca and Amazon.com!

So to celebrate this great achievement in understanding web publishing, Kait has been so gracious to provide new cover art for the delightful little book. She has a digital tablet for drawing and everything!

This hasn’t changed anything on the customer’s end, of course. As such, you can find the book at all the old links and with the prior search keywords. In fact, you won’t find any evidence of the old book. So for those of you gracious early supporters, congratulations! You’re now the proud owners of a very limited release. Hold onto them – especially the autographed ones! I’m sure they’ll be worth something extra, someday. Maybe. Hopefully. One can dream.

Anyway, Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow is still available on Kindle or for online reading from all Amazon sites. The Canadian digital copy is here: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Kindle Edition

And the paperback version is still here: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Paperback Edition

If you haven’t had the chance to check the book out, there’s no better time than now with our beautiful artwork and realigned interior. It’ll feel like an entirely new experience!

Thanks for all your wonderful support, you beautiful people you.

Belles, Balls and Bad Intentions

Here at last is the final preview for Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow. Happy Victoria Day everyone!

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Chapter 2: Marcus ha Romonte, Smoke and Fog

The ballroom of the ha Romonte estate was a lavish space. Columned with exquisite pillars carved from imported marble and inlaid with delicate twisting ivy, the room was renowned amongst the socialites of Thyre for both exquisite artistry and almost magickal acoustics. While the band remained hidden behind a half-screen of stained rosewood on the second floor, the sound of their instruments carried to the furthest reaches of the chamber as crisp as if they were but mere feet away.

The pleasant atmosphere nearly compensated for the vivid murals and sculptures adorning the borders. Horrific depictions of the nightmarish untamed appeared twisted and engaged in a brutal conflict with the divine aspects of the Lord. Anointed priests in stylish embellishments displaying the Lord’s favour stood shoulder to shoulder with the devout hosts at the feet of the avatars. Each of the legendary figures depicted one of the divine aspects of the Lord incarnate in all his collected radiance.

The Marchioness ha Romonte held a very public devotion to the great Church and felt it stylish to adorn the manor in all manner of religious iconography. However, in the minds of the most discerning tastes, such vivid representations were best saved for the dated grottoes and niches that had been far more popular nearly a hundred years ago.

It was this decorative reason alone that marred the splendour of the Marchioness’ parties. There was an unsettling way the statues appeared to stare down upon the guests, wavering within the dim gas lamps as if they were alive. The untamed seemed to eye each visitor with hungry eyes, prepared to whisper their lies and damnations to tempt even the most pious from the Lord’s graces. The faces of the priests and host in turn were heavy with suspicion as if they drew bare the sin held in every man’s breast.

Despite the unsettling décor, all who received an invitation from the ha Romontes always accepted. For beneath the foot of the gargoyles hung thick brocade curtains over expansive bay windows, crystal chandeliers glittered from the great cathedral ceiling and carved mahogany divans stretched alongside the balcony wall. Above all the modern gaslights hissed softly like sibilant caged snakes.

The ha Romontes were rich and they were powerful. For that reason, every family with a daughter in Thyre hoped to catch the favour of the brooding Marquis. Now that the dashing heir to the title and fortune had returned, marriage was was on every great family’s mind.

Like the ringing of a crystal wind chime, Vivian’s voice twinkled through the air between the notes of the live band in their hooded balcony.   

“Did I not mention? I have a daughter who takes after me, if you catch my meaning.”

The lady addressed a crisply dressed military officer: an ageing man with great white whiskers and a number of military commendations pinned to his breast. He stood upright and proper, paying appropriate attention to the lady without presenting any interest for the direction the conversation steered. It seemed no coincidence that the one ornamentation he lacked was a wedding band upon his finger.

“And could you believe that she has still not posted the banns? I mean, a marvellous young woman, much as I was in my prime if I may, still unwed! Still unengaged! Such a travesty, is it not? General?”

The younger woman sighed at the sight of her mother’s poor attempts at subtlety.

“Forgive me, my lord,” Isabella said. “I would like to say mother is not always so forward, but my father told me I should never speak falsehoods.”

The lord looked upon her, unable to suppress his smile. His partner in this dance was the most exquisite creature he had ever seen. Even now, though a hooked expression of annoyance pulled at the soft contours of her face, it failed to mar her perfect complexion.

“That is your mother?”

“Not by choice, I can assure you.”

He had heard of House Riviera’s reputation. His parents, the Marquis and Marchioness, were more concerned with pedigree than character. The Riveria’s southern origins were not favourable despite that country holding the seat of the holy charters. But now, clutching the dainty hand of his partner, he couldn’t help but grow curious about this little noble house.  

“This is absolutely marvellous stuff have you tried it, General?”

Once more, the lord’s attention was drawn back to the exchange of the senior Lady Riviera. Madame Vivian held the thin glass delicately in her fingers. The container was nearly drained, but the woman’s need to lean against the officer suggested where most of it had vanished.

“It’s Commissar, Madame. And that stuff would be wormwood.”

“That is not an answer,” Lady Riviera smiled, the glass shaking accusingly in his direction.

Isabella caught her partner’s curious gaze, drawing his attention back to the dance. She smiled as she directed – with the most discreet of touches – the pair back towards the centre of the room.

However, their passing caught the attention of the matron. Upon spotting her daughter and dance partner, her hand immediately relinquished the crystal. Fortunately, her escort was quick to snatch it before it clattered against the floor.

“Oh dear, now we’ve been discovered,” Isabella whispered. “Try and ignore her, else we’ll just make things worst.”

As one, the two dancers stepped gracefully amongst the sea of twirling pairs, two lone individuals gliding in a stream of rustling cloth and fabric. He looked resplendent in a swallow-tailed jacket, ruffled shirt and pressed cuffs. Gold buttons glimmered in the candle and gaslight while his polished shoes shone brighter than the beeswaxed floor they tread. A hale face emerged from the raised, embroidered collar. The clean shaved cheeks revealed a strong jaw punctuated by the famous ha Romonte chin. Two blue eyes, like tiny sapphires hidden beneath hooded lids, pierced the thick, manicured brows.

And while he looked remarkable, she was practically aglow. Her hair was bound up, and the unruly tanned curls had been straightened and gathered beneath a soft lace weave. A few strands had been strategically hung to frame her oval face, draping the immaculate skin. High cheekbones drew a soft line to thin, glistening lips. A small nose separated her eyes: a pair of soft emeralds that modestly followed just above her partner’s shoulder. She claimed heritage to the lavish Tuscien stock; a paragon of the race known for their bronzed skin and deep, captivating eyes. There was a reason she was known as the Gem of Tuscien.

At the strike of a chorus of horns, he released her hip and she followed his lead, stepping out as her dress flared in a whirl of cloth. Her free hand bent just slightly, touching the soft, exposed neckline that led to a modest amount of shimmering bosom.

Vivian Riviera looked up into the face of the man who held her. Taller and thinner, it was his green eyes that betrayed his relation to the stunning Isabella. Knowing well his wife, Lord Riviera produced a small fan with which the Madame immediately began to shake vigorously.

“Good sir, I do believe I may be full of the ether. Please tell me who that ravishing pair are?”

“You are being silly,” Lord Riviera said. He manoeuvred her glass upon a passing servant’s tray.  

“I always thought only a military man would tolerate her…”

“They are only dancing.”

“… tell me, good sir, what she is doing with that nobleman!”

“The two-step.”

“And not just a nobleman but Marcianus ha Romonte?”

“Shall I prepare your mausoleum? Has your life reached full expectancy?”

“I do believe it has!” Madame Riviera gasped.

Isabella rolled her eyes and shook her head with resignation. Her parent’s exchange was loud enough to be heard by every ear in Thyre and least not that of the highborn man holding her.

“You are going to deliver me much hassle.”

As the song concluded, the dancers slowed. With the last note, they joined their hands in respectful applause.

“I suppose it would be too great a burden should I request a second?” Marcus smiled.

“Indeed, it would,” Isabella replied, giving the Lord a courteous bow before turning and slipping into the crowd. Marcus watched her go, paralysed with shock. He was not accustomed to flippant dismissals, especially not at a ball thrown in his honour.

Already, a mass of young girls filled the void spreading between him and the beautiful Isabella Riviera, each one more than willing to take his hand next. But he only had eyes for that strong back as it pushed its way into the throng of partiers, never once turning.

He smiled politely as the boldest approached, quickly stepping around new couples eager for their turn as the band started their next performance. He took a passing servant by the arm, gently requesting a glass of brandy before edging his way to a darkened corner of the hall.

A lone lady stood amongst the shadows, batting thick lashes and coyly bowing her head as if she had been caught in the last moments of preparing a nefarious trap.

“Lord Marcianus, it is a pleasure to meet you. You may not know me, but I am Rosemarie and it is truly an honour to be here.”

He gave her a short smile, his eyes rolling over her meticulously designed ensemble with its calculated amount of bosom. She watched him, noting where his eyes went and how long they strayed. It reminded him of the dark creatures that stalked the eastern jungles. Those were deadly beasts – monsters born from the nightmares of man. Marcus had stared into their caliginous eyes and seen the cold cunning of its gloomy mind.

He saw the same cunning here. But instead of claws and fangs, this beast offered a far worst death: the merciless promise of obligation and restriction. It was a promise of chains with only the single-minded purpose of enslaving his soul.

“Save your appreciation, Madame. It was not my invitation that you received but my parents.”

“The ha Romonte’s are truly a generous and gracious family.”

“Generous enough to cut the allowance of their only son in order to force his return to a city he detests. All so they can try their hand at political arrangements.”

“I assure my Lord I do not know of what you speak,” the girl blushed, her hands suddenly searching her ruffles for a fan clearly forgotten.

“Then I shall speak it plainly. I have no interest in the holdings of your father nor the size of your dowry. No amount of prestige or power could persuade me to take an interest in a face so plain I would half-expect it no more on this floor than in the scullery.”

For a brief moment, confusion coloured the poor creature’s face as her mind reeled beneath the impropriety. Once she had recovered, and feeling the burn of the insult crawl slowly over her cheeks, the girl turned and ran for one of the powder rooms. With any luck she would spend the rest of the eve within, perhaps being consoled by a lady in waiting. For but a moment, Marcus felt for the poor creature.

But his sympathy was fleeting.

Marcus suddenly found the ball dreadfully dull and turned to excuse himself. This would no doubt earn him scorn from his father. But gone were the years when Marcus feared his wrath. He was a grown man now, and his parents’ expectations and punishments could be damned. He had no interest in these women here – these unremarkable girls whose only glowing qualities would be their connections to some ancient lineage or wealthy household.

Isabella had been the one bright moment of the entire drab evening.

Marcus stuck to the outside of the dance hall. No doubt this party would be a tremendous success for the Marchioness amongst the vultures of the elderly nobles. Women’s politics were so narrow-minded: focused more on public appearance and lavish dances than important matters. It was little wonder that men dominated the seats of the House of Parliament. Only the Queen herself appeared capable of rising above the weaknesses of her sex.

As Marcus approached the side exit, he caught a glimpse of a vaguely familiar dress. That young, brazen woman from the shadows looked quickly about her before slipping through the entrance to the west wing. Curiously, it should have been locked to prevent ladies mistaking it for an unoccupied powder room. Marcus moved to follow her when a hand fell upon his shoulder.

“Nature has not an inch of the savagery as that which resides in the heart of man.”

Marcus turned, a crooked smile breaking across his face at the sound of the deep voice.

“I knew my family had lowered their standards but not so much as to let in any riffraff.”

“It is the son to blame, I’m afraid. Without his disdain, they wouldn’t dare extend their charity below his own pedigree.”

“Kieler, it has been too long.”

“I’m sure, Marcus, that it has not been long enough.”

The two gentlemen embraced.

“What have you been up to, my friend? You’re not still attending the University are you?”

“I’m afraid my studies have… come to certain conclusions,” Kieler replied, shifting slightly. The man’s dark eyes darted uncomfortably about the busy hall, skittering over the flowered ladies and tapered gentlemen like twin flies unable to find peace enough to land.

Marcus’ serving lad arrived with his drink. The lordling took the glass, resting a steady hand on his friend’s shoulder and directing him to a small, private card room. He slid the connecting doors closed, shutting out the chatter and bustle of the party.

The dark gentleman seemed to relax slightly in the solitude, though he wandered the perimeter of the room with his finger slowly drawing over the rough backs of the thick volumes lining the walls. Marcus slipped into a large chair, crossing his legs and idly watching as his colleague completed his rounds until his nerves were brought to rein.

“I see you have not changed much over the last few years,” Marcus smiled, sipping his brandy.

“On the contrary, quite a bit has changed in your absence,” Kieler corrected. “It’s just the appearances that remain the same.”

Finally at rest, the gentleman slid into the chair opposite the lordling. He crossed his legs rather uncomfortably, revealing hemmed pants slightly too small for his tall frame and a shirt faded from extensive wash and reuse.

How he had managed to blend into the crowd gathered in the main room was more a testament to Kieler’s skill than to his appearance. He had the dark brooding look of the barbarian tribes of his ancestors. His hair was as dark as charcoal and poked unruly from beneath a slightly torn top hat. Matching dark eyes were half-concealed beneath equally dark and shaggy brows. His face showed the shadow of a beard that could never truly be shaved and a few nicks from an old razor’s edge suggesting the man tried, nevertheless.  

“I am glad that my family had the presence of mind to invite someone I like to my ball.”

“Well, their disapproval has not changed,” Kieler confessed. “But your estate still proves to be far too simple to penetrate.”

“How delightfully intriguing. May I, perhaps, muse over the method?”

“As you desire, my Lord.”

“Was it forgery? A clever ploy that involved intercepting the delivery of an invitation and mimicking the seal through arcane measures?”

Kieler sighed, his gaze drifting once more to the room’s interior. His eyes were piercingly cold but had a habit of wandering away from things which failed to stimulate his interest.

“Nothing so extravagant.”

“Perhaps, then, some wickedly deceitful glamour to bypass the wards? It would be quite the feat to surpass the skills of old Fraust but something I am sure lays within your calibre.”

“Sorcerers and their spells. Too many think their magicks are infallible and rely too greatly on their esoteric knowledge when vandals more often resort to simpler, mundane means.”

Kieler tapped impatiently against the chair as his eyes settled once more upon his host. There they lingered about his frame before returning to his face. A passing smile haunted his lips.

“I suppose I should ask about your travels. That would be the polite discourse?”

“I would hate to bore you with the details,” Marcus dismissed. Truth be told, he had received little interest in his wanderings. Once ascertaining his health, his family completely neglected his journey insisting on prattling about their own concerns.

“It would be polite,” Kieler said. “While you may wear the familiar clothes, you are not quite the man I once knew. Your journeys have changed you, for that I can plainly see. There is strength to your character and yet certain trepidation to re-enter the world which you once knew. More remarkable is that your eyes seem brighter.”

“Brighter?”

“The spark of life has been ignited within yourself. I dare say your very nature has been altered by your experiences. It is quite transparent for those trained in how to look.”

“You do say the most peculiar things.”

“Also, I see that the trip has done your anatomy some good.”

Marcus laughed.

“I know not how I could possibly relate the experiences I have gained,” the lordling said looking wistfully into his glass. Within the soft red spirit floated vision of the distant mystical lands.

But faced with actually speaking of his trip, he was at a sudden loss of words.

“I have felt the very measure of my worth tested beneath the harrowing breath of terrible storms. I have climbed mountains that seemed to anchor the very sky. I have stared in the eye creatures so alien as to be rendered from a madman’s ravings. I have touched the clouds, kissed the ocean and slept within the very bosom of the earth herself!”

“And you have returned.”

“And I have returned.” He made no effort to hide his resignation. The sorcerers say that the purview of the mystical experience lies in the few blessed souls born with the talent. However, Marcus swore that he had touched the power Kieler held in his own travels. There was a very special magick he experienced that could never be replicated in this city of smoke and steel.

“Tell me, old friend, how has the city treated you in my absence? Has any excitement occurred since my departure?”

“You have not missed much,” Kieler sighed. “The city continues to breathe its black breath. I am not good with gossip, you’d be better talking to one of those prettied ladies you so despise.”

“That life is my parent’s desire,” Marcus said. “Tonight, I am Lord Marcianus Pallero ha Romonte. But I know not how my family can expect me to return to that when I have been Marcus for over two years.”

“The trappings of the noble are easily re-adorned,” Kieler said. “Much like putting on an old housecoat, I imagine.”

“Exactly. It is a trap. If I had my heart’s desire, I would still be out in those wilds.”

“Might as well try catching lightning with your hands,” Kieler quoted. “But do you not fear the dangers of the wilderness? It is said that once man is freed from responsibility he descends to the level of his darker urges.”

“I feel that the darker urges are here in the city,” Marcus said. “I felt I belonged more out there in those strange lands than I do in the comfort of my own home.”

“That is just Marcus speaking. I’ve already seen the old Lord Marcianus tonight.”

“If only we could trade places. You could be the lavished lordling and I the mysterious gentleman.”

“You would not wish to trade,” Kieler smiled. “Then you would have to forsake Isabella.”

Marcus’ smile was sheepish. Of course his friend had seen him with her. It was always his way to know his most intimate thoughts. It was what endeared Marcus to the young man.

“Well, there must be something you can tell me about what has transpired. What keeps you busy these days?”

“Nothing. Thyre persists, much as it had when you left. You can see for yourself the idle fancies one must partake to avoid the constant weight of the city. The poor busy themselves with the rich and the rich busy themselves with the poor.”

“Whatever do you mean?”

“Crime. It is all that ever seems to amuse the aristocracy – the savage heart of man and all that.”

“And what about the rich’s interest catches yours?”

“Their interests often become mine,” Kieler said, uncomfortably straightening his jacket.

“Anything now?”

“Recently? Burglary. There has been a string of silver thefts from estates all across town. All wonder the identity of the daring rogue and what is being done with their cutlery.”

“Theft seems rather petty,” Marcus frowned. “Such a pedestrian occurrence hardly seems worthy of attention.”

“It was mostly unremarkable until the ha Valrontes lost most of their family heirlooms one night. It has been quite the scandal since. The constabulary has been unable to track down even a single missing earring.”

“Likely it is being smuggled through the slums,” Marcus mused. “Guards rarely go through there and would it not be too troubling to stow it through the storm sewers to the docks?”

“That’s what I first imagined too,” Kieler laughed.

“Then the police should place a few constables by the grates. Surely even the gangs would leave them alone if they were there in large enough force.”

“They did. Canvassed the entire area with three patrols and found not even the slightest indication that anyone had passed.”

“Did they consult a sorcerer?”

“Dorsche Gereau. He could find no trace of the missing silver. Considering the ridiculous legend of that element’s association with certain forbidden practices, the University was quite eager to work with the constabulary. There was not even a mote of an incantation to be found.”

“So, either the culprits are very good or the docks are not their route of transportation.”

“And therein lies the mystery,” Kieler said. “No one knows where the silver is going. It’s become quite the obsession. Many speculate but more are concerned about their own property. If the ha Valrontes could be victims…”

“Then anyone can,” Marcus finished. “Well, the ha Romontes have not been struck. I doubt mother would hold this lavish gathering if she were concerned about her pearls. And even the pickpockets of Kulkattu could not get a single coin from me. There is no method by which our household could be penetrated by these burglars.”

“If only confidence itself could be used as a ward,” Kieler laughed.

“You think our defences could be breached?”

“I broke into your ball.”

“But you did not steal our jewels. Besides, a sorcerer of your skill would hardly pass beneath the constables’ attention. Even if Fraust failed to catch you, certainly someone else would notice your passing.”

“So, the best burglar is one that knows his victims?”

“To a point,” Marcus said. “Be too familiar and you are likely to be a suspect. Should something be reported missing, surely your… upbringing would be noted by the authorities.”

“You think it impossible for me to go unnoticed?”

“Well, you are familiar with our staff. Certainly that grants you some favour once you breach the grounds. In fact, you could possibly walk in as simple a guise as a servant until you passed the guards and gain entry through any number of the below-stairs entrances without being stopped.”

Marcus shook his head.

“That is it then, your mysterious method?”

“I said it was nothing too extravagant,” Kieler smiled. “However, if we take this lesson to heart, one must appear familiar without actually being intimate in order to gain entry.”

“Precisely. It is only of the serving men one needs to be wary. They have eyes and ears like the rest of us, and while their employers typically pay them no mind, the constabulary turns to them first. Most of my staff know you as a friend and would be unlikely to stop you. Failure to garner their attention, though, and you would have free reign to pilfer whatever riches you wanted.”

“Then you have the matter of procuring the objects and getting them to a seller, for what is a heist if not a means to greater wealth?”

“Except the more people you involve, the greater the chance of apprehension,” Marcus said, leaning back in his chair. “Theft is such a lowly form of crime with base desires behind it. Were there no element of mystery to these heists, they would not attract the attention they do.”

“It is the want of idle minds to light upon the current enigmas of the collective consciousness.”

“But the only appeal of the mystery is the unknown. Once the method is discovered, the allure vanishes like so much smoke and fog. Do you not feel the same?”

“I find theft rather uninteresting,” Kieler said. He stood and moved towards the door.

“And what is it that grabs the great mind of Kieler Dietrich? What perfect crime would impress upon his immeasurable skill?”

“Murder.”

And with that, the gentleman slipped from the study and vanished. Marcus looked at his glass, the red liquid seeming thicker than before.

A rap at the door drew his attention and he turned to find the wizened face of Fraust.

“At last, young master, I have found you.”

Drastian Fraust had served the ha Romonte family for as long as Marcus could remember. He had dressed for the evening, the formal suit looking quite stiff and out of character on the man.

“Is there with something I can assist you?”

“I’m afraid that there’s been some meddling with the manse’s wards. I have not been able to find your father to inform him. If I may, I must borrow you for a moment to bolster the incantation.”

Marcus smiled.

“No need to fret, I have just spoken with Kieler. I am sure it was his doing.”

Fraust frowned at the younger sorcerer’s name but he merely shook his head.

“It… interests me to know that your friend is here tonight. Though, this is unlikely his doing. The tampering was rather crudely performed, something that even your friend is not apt to do.”

“Very well,” Marcus said, standing. “I am certain there is nothing wrong.”

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Dirty Gears and Dirty Streets

Second preview for our first novel Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow. Enjoy!

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Chapter 1: Jarret Renette, Seven Days Earlier

 

“The principles of electromagnetism and steam are perhaps the greatest discoveries of our time. Perhaps they are the greatest of all time. Now, the elements held solely in the purview of the Lord and nature are opened to the ingenuity of man. We are seeing a great upheaval of thought fueled by the revolutions of the cog and crank. Never has the destiny of man been so changed since the invention of the wheel.”

~ Alfred Patel at the Third Annual Academic Conference of Bélise

 

With a clap, Lieutenant Jarret Renette of the Queen’s Sixth Battalion slammed shut the pocket watch. It was impossible to shake the dogged anxiety. Not when he was so close to his destination and certainly not when he was already twenty minutes late.

Outside, a great crackle of electricity shot past the window and filled the air with the shock of its passing. The lingering flash echoed in Jarret’s eyes as he blinked the image from his mind. He sniffled at the smell of ozone as it wafted in from the cracked window. He would have shut it entirely but the heat emanating even this far from the engine would be suffocating.

To this is what I am returning, the young ex-soldier thought with a dry smile.

He could see the land outside. The view of the country offered little distraction from the jostling of the grand machine. The land, ostensibly famed for its lush greenery, was a brackish haze smeared across the bubbled pane. Small drops of rain pattered against the glass, causing once familiar beech trees to become twisted and deformed. They were the wracked, skeletal remains of a distant past that Jarret had nearly forgotten.

Jarret turned from the foreign countryside. He peered absently about his cabin, tired eyes drifting over the worn luggage shaking haphazardly upon the shelves overhead. The edges of those cases were frayed and stained with the grime of travel. Each rip and tear spoke a story – one filled with daring and adventure through the telling lips of unmended bullet holes. It was a life far removed from the trimmed morning coats and patterned ascots that they held. Wedged upon the polished brass shelves, those ratty cases were little rugged barbarians invading the pinnacle of refined society.

A cough from the other occupant stirred Jarret from his thoughts. It was a private cabin but, due to the excess of returning men, Jarret was required to share. Though he would have preferred the solitude – a commodity sorely lacking on the crowded ship – he could not find it within himself to say no.

But his fellow traveller hardly made an impression. The passenger still wore his military regalia, identifying him as a lieutenant of the Queen’s Cavalry. Furthermore, he occupied much of his time reading the local paper. It shook in his hands, though Jarret chanced to read the raised name – the Thyrian Chronicle. The front-page article covered, in exacting detail, a recent rash of thefts plaguing the city.

Curiosity led Jarret to browse the opening. After a cursory interview with a man by the dubious title of Grand Arcanist Loaghairne, the columnist proposed his own theory for the thefts: a secret cabal of sorcerers whisking the dining platters of the wealthy for use in disturbing but unknown rituals. Jarret expected to find mention of the Queen’s troops and the war waged for Empire and throne. But such business had already fallen from the interest of the world’s mightiest Empire.

The Lieutenant cleared his throat before folding the paper and tossing it to an empty seat. He regarded Jarret coolly.

It was hard to distinguish his age beneath the well groomed chops and moustache but he certainly was no more than a few years Jarret’s senior. Neither the cavalryman nor infantryman was familiar with the other. Jarret had only known a handful of the mounted troops and most of them did not returned with him.

“We must almost be there,” the Lieutenant spoke.

Jarret nodded, “That is my hope. It seems that even with these mighty inventions, public transport still fails to maintain decent promptness.”

“Punctuality: the lost art,” the cavalryman smiled. He leaned forward, extending a thin hand. “Lieutenant Remuel Bontflore of the Queen’s Third.”

Jarret grasped the man’s hand. Bontflore squeezed firmly – a trait common in the commanding officers.

“Are you on leave?”

Jarret shook his head, patting the head of the cane stretched across his lap.

It had become his closest companion over the long return home. Simple bands of silver reinforced its humble frame and a plain handle topped the polished rosewood. Only a subtle, weaving design etched around the top betrayed its foreign origin that valued small but exacting detail over obsession with progress in the face of propriety. It was the last souvenir Jarret obtained and was one he would keep with him for the rest of his life.

His companion gathered the meaning immediately.

“Forgive me. Most of the men I knew returning were either wrapped in bandages or born in boxes.”

“As were mine,” Jarret said. “I was fortunate that the offending bullet pierced clean through the flesh. Unfortunately, where the weapon failed the jungle succeeded. The physicians said the infection has been practically purged but the damage left shall be permanent.”

“So you were a member of the patrols?”

“Not exactly but we certainly passed through the jungle enough to feel as such. My detachment was entrusted with visiting the villages and ensuring the rebels found no safe haven there.”

“That must have been a most… difficult task. I confess I rarely left the cities as there were few places that accommodated the equestrians. If only we had been trained to ride those fearsome pachyderms like the locals.”

Jarret gave a smile that belied the tinge of horror he felt. Those beasts and their terrible march were impossible to forget.

“I heard stories of some rebels using the beasts in skirmishes. I can only imagine the courage needed to face down that foe.”

“Courage is a remarkable thing. In the moment, it is nearly indistinguishable from foolishness.”

Bontflore nodded. Another shock of electricity cackled, startling both men. They turned, bearing matching childish grins.

“I am certain we must be getting close,” Bontflore said.

Jarret forced himself to leave his pocket watch tucked away.

“I shall not miss this trip.”

“Nor I!” Bontflore laughed. But the smile quickly faded. “It almost pains me to think that the Empire plans to build these machines back there.”

“Considering the beasts they rode, this wouldn’t be as terrible.”

“Save for the smell.”

To accentuate Bontflore’s point, another cackle of electricity burnt ozone into the air.

“Will you miss it?” the lieutenant asked, following Jarret’s gaze towards the window.

Not an unexpected question, but it was one for which Jarret possessed no answer. He had been through much he had no desire to dwell upon again but for three years those jungles had been his life. The world he left behind was now the one that felt strangely foreign.

“I shall never forget it.”

“I often find my thoughts wandering those distant lands. I mean to say, so many months at sea will make any land appealing and while I loathed it while there, those boats forced me to reconsider the jungles with a touch more affection. And now, it seems all I do is try not to dwell on it. It’s been so long but I wonder if I felt this way when I left the isles.”

“There are things I missed,” Jarret said. “From both home and abroad.”

“Oh, truly. However, heading there carried the great sense of adventure. There was wonder and excitement over the unknown. But the return is so…”

“Predictable?”

“Terribly so. It is as if the Empire stood still while we were gone.” Bontflore laughed. “But yet, we say this upon the infamous Lighting Rail. This must be the recollections of world-weary sons.”

“I am sure, given enough time, we shall fall back into the familiar routines.”

“If I stay that long.”

“You plan to return?” Jarret asked.

It was Bontflore’s turn to regard the clouded window. His expression grew distant as if his eyes saw past the countryside and to another land.

“I don’t know if I have truly left. My dreams still carry their exotic aromas. Even the nightmares seem more real than this. I fear I left something behind. Something I must reclaim.”

Bontflore shook his head.

“I must sound like some love-struck poet. The truth is my return to Thyre will surely be limited. Arrangements with my trading partner back east are already made and I shall only oversee our business venture for a short time.

“But what of yourself? Are you happy to be returning?”

Jarret knew he should. But there was something familiar in his companion’s words.

“I, too, have some business to address in the city,” he said. “But I fear mine shall keep me for quite awhile longer. Regardless, I fear I am no longer in much shape for distant voyages.”

“Ah yes, the leg. She certainly left her mark on all of us, hasn’t she? That land was a wild mistress.”

“That she was.”   

The car shook as it thundered along its rails. Gears screeched as metal ground metal. Between the bright shot of sparks, Jarret noticed the pastoral landscape slowly dissolve. A grand road now wove outside, connecting the growing collection of houses. Farms vanished and Jarret could see the dark, smoky bulk of the city looming in the distance.

The capital of the world’s greatest empire, Thyre, did not rise from the ground so much as erupted from it.

Enormous towers scraped the skies, belching thick clouds of dark smoke into the heavens. Two large escarpments rose on either side of the winding rivers running into the endless sea of steeple-roofed homes. Tall, ancient walls surrounded the old city, ineffectual in containing the sprawl. Those walls were legendary for holding back the barbarian hordes. And now, the city had accomplished what dozens of invaders could not.

One cliff-side of the city was covered in the expansive terraces and gardens of the aristocratic estates capping at the great golden domed palace. Across from it, its twin cliff was pock-marked with porous holes from the endless mining in its side. They were the scars of the never ending search for metals smelted and laid out across the old cobbled streets.

With reckless abandon, the train ploughed maddeningly toward that pile of steel and smoke.  

A gurgled, disembodied voice crackled through the cabin as the engineer announced their arrival. With a great lurch the machine’s brakes deployed as a horrific scream – as if the metal beast were screeching its final breath – pierced through the entire cabin. Jarret slumped hard into the seat across from him as his cases crashed upon the floor.

Bontflore was quick with his assistance, retrieving Jarret’s cane and helping the soldier disentangle himself from the fallen luggage. Jarret could feel a flash of anger bite his face but he held back the urge to push the man away.

“We shall leave the trunks,” Jarret said curtly as Bontflore reached for the luggage, “we have almost arrived.”

The engine’s cry lasted the entire descent into the city as the last of the bent trees gave way to cobbled walls. At last the train rolled to a stop amidst a dock of stone and steel. Great cables hung from the girder-lined ceiling like the looping vines of a metal canopy.

Jarret waited until he was sure the machine had stopped before planting his cane heavily against the floor and clambouring to his feet. He turned his attention to the fallen cases, quickly inspecting his things to make sure they survived their fall.

The door shook open and a porter appeared, confused at the bags already waiting upon the floor. Jarret gave a beckoning nod before doffing a simple chimney-pot hat. He waited for the porter to bundle his things before turning to his companion.

“Perhaps we will see each other again, sir,” Bontflore smiled.

“A pleasure,” Jarret nodded. He paused. “Sir Jarret Renette. Perhaps you would be interested in stopping by my estate in the future?”

Bontflore started.

“Forgive me, I was not aware you were a lord,” Bontflore bowed.

“It is unimportant. We are both soldiers. And I dare say, I would not mind a comrade’s visit before he departs the city once again.”

Bontflore smiled, gathering his extravagant walking stick in his hands as he bowed the Lord out.

“I would like that very much.”

The hallway of the car was lightly carpeted and small brass lanterns jutted from the walls between the rowed cabins. The lanterns hissed at Jarret’s passage, the small flames waving their delighted farewell from the gas pumping through the inlaid pipes. Jarret could hear the raucous chatter of homesick boys and men finally returned.

Jarret pulled his pocket watch loose.

“We are near an hour late.”

“Begging your pardon, my lord, but the machinists are still working out the kinks. We apologize for any inconveniences while riding the Lightning Rail.”

“Have they considered the troubles this could cause the concerning gentleman?”

“Once again, sir, we offer our apologies,” the porter bowed. “But I would like to say that the trip from Dovern could nary be completed within two hours by either carriage or ship. It’s our hope this doesn’t impede your decision to travel with us in the future.”

“Well, it certainly would not be the only thing,” Jarret muttered.

They emerged from the machine and stepped down to the bustling platform. Jarret could feel the hairs on his neck tingle as he passed the energized hull. A footman was waiting to offer his hand and ensure no passenger mistakenly touched the metal. As if bidding farewell, the engine released one last great crackle of energy into the air. The blast struck the retaining rods bolted to the ceiling, discharging harmlessly above the heads of the gasping crowd in a great sheet of forking light.

The train was certainly an experience.

Officers in dusty uniforms shepherded the masses with brass whistles clutched in their teeth. The porter stood apprehensively by Jarret’s side as the gentleman peered about the faceless bodies moving past. Impatiently, he rubbed his sore thigh. The immobility of the journey had caused a terrible cramp to take hold of his leg.

It was just as his crest was falling that a friendly face emerged calling as he strolled forward.

“My word, has there ever been a more haggard visage of a half-dead phantom!”

He was a vibrant gentleman wearing a white wing-tipped shirt beneath a brazen double-breasted vest patterned in bright, swirling emerald and lavender. Great frills poked from the sleeves and collars held barely intact by a mauve cutaway tailcoat. White gloves and a simple black top hat finished the daring ensemble.

“The trip was quite different from that of my departure,” Jarret replied. The two young men embraced. “It is good to see you, sir Theodosius.”

“Ha, such formality is best saved for the unacquainted or the fawning! Come, we have long kept our correspondences during your foolhardy excursion to the wild, far-flung colonies. As I was when you left, still I remain your ever humble Theo.”

“Much has changed my friend but your new-found humility is something even I can not believe.”

“You wound me!” Theo gasped. The gentleman motioned for one of his servants to relieve the porter of his burden then beckoned Jarret through the crowd.

“Come, you must visit my estate at once. My curiosity over your journey will not be satiated until I bear witness to the great trophies of your excursion!”

“I fear I bear little that is worthy of attention,” Jarret confessed, his cane tapping rapidly to keep pace with his friend. “But surely our visitation can wait till after I have caught my breath at my own home?”

“Save such foolish talk. A strapping man like yourself has no need of rest! I simply must hear the story behind this keepsake.”

Theo lightly tapped Jarret’s cane.

Jarret grew quiet.

Theo sensed his companion’s hesitation and paused to examine the mighty Lightning Rail. Despite the lack of electricity, there was still a tangible charge in the air that caused travelers to give the engine a wide berth.

“What are your thoughts? I have yet to ride its magnificent interior. It is the first of its kind, as you undoubtedly know. Works off the principles of electromagnetism put forward by the top scholars of the Academy.”

“Quite the industrious empire we have.”

“Did you not enjoy your ride?”

“We heard tales of the wonder in the jungles,” Jarret related, leaning heavily on his cane. “The officers delighted in the advancements back home and spent many nights discussing the newest curiosities in our weekly rag. Perhaps I am old-fashioned, but I would have preferred the carriage.”

“Old-fashioned? My boy we are on the cusp of the future and Thyre shall lead the way into a glorious new age! This is a very exciting time for the empire.”

“If it is anything like the factories, I suspect it will be less glamourous than you imagine,” Jarret replied turning and continuing from the platform. “I would be quite pleased if I never saw that contraption again.”

Theo hurried after his friend. They emerged from the busy station to find a solitary carriage awaiting. Jarret’s belongings were already being loaded and the doorman gave a polite bow as the gentlemen approached.

Jarret looked about the street but there were no other persons to greet his arrival. Save for the carriage and the servants, only Theo remained.

“Is this it?”  

“Ah, yes. My apologies but it seems your arrival was a touch untimely. I fear most are involved with a rather important ball at the ha Romonte’s family estate.”

“I see.”

“Their son has just returned from the Far East himself. It seems now is the homecoming of the city’s prodigal children.”

“It is always important to remind one’s self of his place,” Jarret said. He climbed as best he could into the carriage. “I presume, from your presence, your invitation was lost in the mail?”

“Dreadful system we have. It always seems my address is cursed by neglectfulness. I harbour suspicions that no service wishes to travel the length of my boulevard.”

“Ha! Of course. Well, if its length has not become too ungainly since my last visit, I would be delighted to travel such an unfathomable expanse.”

“Our course is settled then. I take it as my personal responsibility to remind you of all the finer things likely forgotten since trampling around your smelly wilderness. It would be my greatest failing if you are not once more overcome with your misplaced patriotism by the time I am finished.”

“Since when did you become an avid supporter of the monarchy?”

“Less Queen and Country, Jarret, it is the women and wine where my loyalty lies. They may be awfully pale, but I am sure they are sweeter than what could be found in your muddy adventures.”

“The women,” Jarret asked, “or the wine?”

“Both. To home!”

***

Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow is available on Kindle or for online reading from all Amazon sites. Canadian customers can find the digital copy here: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Kindle Edition

Paperback versions are also available but only from a limited number of Amazon sections. If you are in Canada, you’ll need to order from Amazon.com. If you’re in the United States then you don’t need to worry! Check it out: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Paperback Edition

Welcome to the Smoke and Shadows

Greetings everyone. It’s been a long time. For those astute observers, they’ll have noticed that it is now May which means last month was April. It also means that there was little activity on the site. That’s because I was neck deep in work and thus unable to post regularly. However, I have finished the first draft of an exciting new novel called The Nanny State. But don’t expect to hear that name for quite some time.

What is more exciting is the release of our first novel Thyre. You may have noticed an announcement for its availability on Amazon. You may even notice it advertised in our little banners on the sidebar of the main site. This is a very exciting time for us and I just wanted to try and share that enthusiasm. As such, I thought it would be a good idea to post a little taste of the book for people to gauge whether it would be something they are interested in or not.

So, without further ado, here is the first preview for Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow. Enjoy!

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Prologue

So loud was the beating of his breast that even the haunting lamentations of the Raven Tower could not drown its song. A chilling jolt swept his body, snaking along his skin and reaching the tips of his tingling fingers.

And something stirred within him. An alien sensation that caused ecstatic shudders to run along his spine.

He adjusted the sleeves of his long coat and stepped into the shadows as the other guest brushed passed without a word – two familiar strangers passing in the night. Only a hint of vanilla lingered in his wake.

The moonlight broke through the scattered clouds, casting down in grand beams that filled the cramped courtyard. Beneath that heavenly light, she was there. She stirred from the ground and the softest of moans emitted from the deepest crimson lips.

Tattered breaths came in short spurts as she crawled to her knees. Her hands cast about the cobbles, alighting upon a small string of shimmering stars. Her fingers wrapped about those beads as she pulled herself to her feet. Her mouth quivered, addressing the shadows that enclosed her on all sides.

She parted those lips and with the sweetest of voices she began to sing.

He could see her clearly now, illuminated as she was in the glow of the pale moon with the stars clutched in one hand and the ribbons of her gown in the other. She called out to the darkness, a gentle string of epitaphs floating upon the midnight air.

She raised a slender finger to her face. Blues and purples decorated her cheeks like a harlequin’s mask. She drew back, admiring the soft train of tiny rubies left against her flesh. A small, moist tongue slyly drew across her beaten mouth.

She was more beautiful now than he had ever seen her. Her visitor had come and enacted his will upon her. She sang so beautifully for him, a familiar tune he had heard so long ago. The stranger left his mark and it made her radiant: just like he had always remembered.

He wanted to go to her as she stumbled upon cracked heels. But he dared not emerge from the shadows. Fear clasped his heart. It squeezed the life from it till the muscle hung limp in his chest. He could see rejection lingering on her tongue and he dared not tempt fate.

She inspected her attire in the fading light. She cursed its torn skin and stained flesh. She plucked at the loose strings, tying what she could until it hung more naturally upon her frame. Then she turned to the prize still in hand.

She raised those glittering jewels to her neck, the string gently resting against her painted skin. It was a stark contrast of brilliant white against the dark circles of purple and blue. Her arms reached behind her as fingers worked sightless upon the clasp.

Suddenly, her fingers slipped and the stars fell to earth.

She bent to reach them but stopped as nails scraped the ground.

“Are you still there?”

Her eyes seemed to pierce his dark cover and stare directly into his own. She held him captive in that look, drawing him slowly into sight.

He took one careful step forward and then another. She straightened at his approach and the cloth of her dress clutched at her bosom. His eyes lingered upon her chest as it rose with each cautious step. He could see the prickling of her flesh. He could see the flush of her skin.

Slowly he bent and fetched her discarded jewels.

“You weren’t who I was expecting,” she whispered.

A smile caught at the corners of her lips. He held out her fallen prize and she turned her chin to him, exposing the long nape of her neck. With those languid fingers, she plucked the gentle flow of her hair and drew it back to reveal her full glory.

She was so beautiful.

Tentatively he reached out, holding the string against her. Fingers brushed against her and he almost dropped the gems.

She laughed. It was a sound as gentle as chimes.

His breath caught in his throat as he pulled the ends together. The clasp was cold in his hands but her skin was so warm.

“You are too kind.”

He froze.

She had given him praise. She had laughed at his touch. He wanted to say something. He wanted to speak the words that had grown knotted with his tongue.

But as he leaned to her ear, all words but one stuck in his throat.

“Marie.”

He could feel the heat drain from her.

“How did you…”

She turned, the unclasped jewels falling limp over her shoulder.

“Who are you?”

Her eyes clouded with suspicion as the smile evaporated from her lips. He could see the growing sneer. His heart fled before the inevitable lashings. He wanted to turn and make his escape while he could.

But his hands had other plans.

They sprung to life of their own accord, snatching the loose end of the string and pressing those beautiful stars tight against her neck. She stumbled back, her body striking against the red brick wall.

She raised her fingers to loosen the string. Chipped nails scratched at the inset stones. Her lips twisted, those dark words boiling up from within her. He pressed harder and harder, attempting to stop them before they could escape.

A hand lashed out, striking at the old spots. But they lacked the force they once had.

She tried to push herself from the wall but he slammed her back again and again until her resistance subsided.

She was disarmed. Her words were gone. Her strength was gone.

He wrapped his fingers tighter and tighter around that dainty throat until even the stars failed to shine.

***

Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow is available on Kindle or for online reading from all Amazon sites. Canadian customers can find the digital copy here: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Kindle Edition

Paperback versions are also available but only from a limited number of Amazon sections. If you are in Canada, you’ll need to order from Amazon.com. If you’re in the United States then you don’t need to worry! Check it out: Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow Paperback Edition

Book Release – Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow

Exciting News! Today marks the release of Kevin’s (that would be the guy who rants about video games and movies) first novel on Amazon.com.

Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow is a fantastical murder mystery taking place in a low magic, steampunk, Victorian-like world.

“Wounded and haunted by the Queen’s Campaign, Lieutenant Jarret Renette returns from the colonies to discover Thyre has become an unfamiliar city smothered in smoke and secrets. Struggling to reintegrate into a life of frivolous salons and visitations, Jarret’s disappointments mount as he bears witness to the relationship changes between his friends.

A rash of curious silver thefts has grappled the fickle attention of the Thyrian elite and whoever can unmask the identity of the bold thief will receive a pair of pistols, opera tickets, the services of a sorcerer and, most importantly, a date with Lady Isabella. Needing distraction, Jarret is more than happy to accept a friendly wager amongst his colleagues. Unfortunately, what begins as a friendly bet becomes a sinister game when the group of unlikely companions discover the thief brutally murdered in his own manse. Suddenly, the sporting chase for a rascally thief has twisted into a dangerous hunt for a vicious serial murderer.

As the investigators close in on their enemy, Jarret and his friends start to attract the unwanted attentions of deadly sorcerers, paranoid nobles, reclusive mechanists and an unforgiving constabulary. Prestige and noble ancestry won’t buy them any favours on the gas-lit streets of the Empire’s capital. And once Jarret learns that Isabella’s life is at risk, he must find a way to overcome both his physical and mental deficiencies if he hopes to spare his beloved from the killer’s knife.”

Thyre: City of Smoke and Shadow is available for the Kindle or online reading from all amazon sites. Since we are in Canada here is the Canadian link to the digital copy: https://www.amazon.ca/Thyre-Smoke-Shadow-K-J-McFadyen-ebook/dp/B06XS4H6CB/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491571548&sr=8-1&keywords=thyre

It is also possible to get a paperback version, but only from a limited number of amazon sections (America, UK, etc.). If you are in Canada sadly you need to order from amazon.com (American) following this link: https://www.amazon.com/Thyre-Smoke-Shadow-K-J-McFadyen/dp/1520897995/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1491309359&sr=1-1&keywords=thyre

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Hostel Hopping

We (my intrepid brother and I) have been travelling for a couple of weeks now and outside of two nights spent at a cheap hotel, we have been staying exclusively at hostels. While I confess I have yet to get around to rating or commenting on my stay at the various places, I have been reflecting on what makes a good hostel and how the various establishments stack up.

So rather than worry about making many different reviews, I am going to share them all here and now.

I confess when looking for a hostel I do consider location. I am one of those travelers who wants to find something close to the train or bus station. Why? Well, I am not looking to stay at a fancy resort, I am looking for a place to crash for the night while I explore the local (and generally popular) sites around me. Furthermore, when hefting around massive backpacks in the sweltering heat and humidity of summer you want something that requires less walking.

We had a private room in this hostel that forbade snorers for booking beds in the dorm. As you can see it was two futon on a tatami floor. The privacy was nice!

SPACE Riverhouse Hostel in Nikko is not conveniently located. This interesting little hostel is a solid twenty minutes by vehicle at break-neck speed from the main attractions of Nikko. While the proprietor may consider the distant location an asset, it makes getting to and from the hostel a difficulty. Sure the river setting was nice once you were there, but without a car of our own we were reliant on the shuttle service provided by the hostel. And with only one man running the show, it was … limited.

SPACE Riverhouse used to be an onsen. The evidence clearly shown in the shower area, which is right beside the now empty baths with their artificial stone surrounds. While that was an interesting feature, it certainly didn’t compensate for the few western toilets, at least one of which had a cracked seat. Sadly, this hostel, with barely a kitchen, was in a dilapidated state of disrepair. The best feature by far was the western breakfast made fresh each morning and different too!

According to the American owner SPACE Riverhouse was suffering from a lack of customers. I could certainly believe it. With some further improvements to the facilities and a few more staff, the hostel could have been a great little stop over. This was seen with Dot Hostel in Nagano which had even fewer beds than SPACE Riverhouse (16 versus 24) and still managed to support two staff along with the owner.

This tiny two story house worked in four rooms, two dormitories with six beds each and two private rooms. We were i the mixed gender dorm.

This tiny two story house worked in four rooms, two dormitories with six beds each and two private rooms. We were i the mixed gender dorm.

Dot was an old home converted into a hostel. The beds were extra wide, so you could keep some things (toiletries, electronics) around her space, and fitted with heavy curtains for privacy. The stairs leading up to the mixed dorm were dangerously steep, but that was not my concern with Dot. No, my biggest complaint was the shower, with its lightly frosted glass it lacked a feeling of privacy I usually want in a shower. Even the single toilet for a house of about 16 guests was nothing in comparison. The best features of Dot, were the location close to the main temple in Nagano and the nice kitchen that I wish I had used even more.  

Outside of the location, facilities are another important feature of hostels. The key ones include: toilets (number and style); showers (number and size); kitchens; and of course beds. But facilities can also include the common rooms; laundry; front desk support; luggage storage; security and air conditioning (important summer issue). For toilets, I am looking for a western throne. Something on which I can sit. Keyaki Hostel in Sendai had only one western toilet and three Japanese squatters, a ratio I was not fond of. Sometimes you just want to sit down. And when you do sit, leg room is nice to have – mark against Akari Hostel, Nagano for nearly no knee space.

Showers with a separate space for changing are the best. These are made even better with a few small additions: a basket for your clothes or hooks on the wall. Akari Hostel in Nagasaki had my second least favourite shower as only a curtain separated the washing space from the changing space. This meant that the changing area was often damp. =(

Akari Hostel - an eight bed mixed dorm. I only ever take pictures of the sleeping room in a hostel (well generally.).

Akari Hostel – an eight bed mixed dorm. I only ever take pictures of the sleeping room in a hostel (well generally.).

Kitchens are important when you plan on staying multiple nights in one place. In fact it was one of the principal features that separates a hostel from any other type of accommodation. Obviously some places have better kitchens than others, but the lack of a cooktop (stove or hotplate) at the Yakushima Youth Hostel really disappointed me. We were staying there for four nights, on an island with few restaurant options, and had anticipated an actual kitchen. As such I had actually bought food for cooking before we officially checked in and discovered the partial kitchen status of the hostel. I made scrambled eggs in the microwave for the first (and hopefully last) time there. Then there are kitchens that lack some seemingly obvious equipment. Khaosan Origami in Tokyo has an adequately sized kitchen with large fridge and two stove tops. However, it lacks a spatula and can opener. The absence of a spatula as taught me that I can flip pancakes with chopsticks – my new talent!

Since the purpose of the hostel is to provide a place to stay for the night, beds are rather crucial. Some are comfortable, most are adequate and a few I will be happy to never see again. Since making and stripping your bed every night is tedious, staying in one location for several nights in a row is highly appealing. But if you are doing this, then space is an even greater concern. Most dorms have some sort of bunk system. I think my favourite has either custom made bunks or cubbies. In both cases the beds are raised higher for the person on the bottom to have enough head space to sit up on the bed. Wider bunks provide storage space for toiletries, clothes or bags. Hooks and hangers are important for hanging towels to dry and dark curtains block out light and create a sense of privacy. Rooms with only four beds can get by without the curtains, but it is nice anyway.

K's Oasis in Takayama. These beds are a cross between a capsule and a bunk, they are cubbies!

K’s Oasis in Takayama. These beds are a cross between a capsule and a bunk, they are cubbies!

Common rooms are a place to meet other travellers and hang out socially in the evenings. The size and arrangement of the space varies from one establishment to another. K’s Oasis in Takayama had a beautiful common room adjoining the well equipped kitchen. It had an end with tables for eating and another end with sofas for lounging. It was a great set up, only it was little too small for the number of beds in the hostel. Too small an area, means few people are able to linger and that changes the overall atmosphere of the hostel.

Laundry is only relevant if you are travelling for an extended period of time. For my winter trip of two weeks, I didn’t bother with laundry. It is summer however, and we are travelling for longer than two weeks and sweating far more in the constant heat. Laundry is important. Price is variable as is the quality of the equipment. I have had so many problems with laundry machines not working as they should. I have spent 600 yen to complete one load of laundry, where 400 yen was required to dry the clothes in 10 min cycles. Another time, the washer didn’t spin dry properly so I was left to wring out each garment by hand before hanging it to dry. Laundry can be a challenge at times.

Having friendly, knowledgeable staff manning the front counter is obviously a draw. It also helps if they can provide quick assistance in locating food (restaurants or grocery stores), using public transport and of course a streamlined rundown on the rules of the establishment.

The cubbies in Khaosan Origami Tokyo. What you don't see is that each bed also came with a good sized lock box and two numbered hangers! Good thing, as we spent more nights here than anywhere else!

The cubbies in Khaosan Origami Tokyo. What you don’t see is that each bed also came with a good sized lock box and two numbered hangers! Good thing, as we spent more nights here than anywhere else!

Finally, as a personal preference, I do like the places which have a shoe cupboard in the front entrance and a shared slipper box beside it. I am fond of walking around in socks or bare feet and that is just nice to do over floors that are not covered with grit and grime from the great outdoors.

With all these different criteria, how did my hostels stack up?

Coming out on top I would say that K’s in Kyoto is one of the best. Hana Hostel in Kyoto was also really good, except the air conditioner died in the middle of the night and the room was sweltering and too unbearable to remain in by 4am. K’s Oasis in Takayama was another excellent establishment as is Khaosan Origami in Tokyo (where I am currently) – even though the kitchen lacks a spatula and can opener.

Though to be fair, all of the places we have stayed have been fine. Just some have had more distinct negatives than others. So overall, Japan rates Good on the Hosteling experience.

 

Kevin’s ranking in stars (out of 5):

Smile Hotel – Utsunomiya *

SPACE Riverhouse Hostel – Nikko ***

Dot Hostel – Nagano ****

Backpackers Matsuyado Hostel- Matsumoto ***

K’s Oasis Hostel – Takayama *****

*Night Bus! (Nagoya to Sendai) 0

Keyaki Hostel – Sendai ***

K’s Hostel – Kyoto *****

Green Guest House – Kagoshima ****

Yakushima Youth Hostel – Yakushima/Miyoura ***

Akari Hostel – Nagasaki ***

Hana Hostel – Kyoto *****

Khaonsan Origami – Tokyo *****

Keyaki in Sendai. It has tatami floors and bunks - not actually exciting.

Keyaki in Sendai. It has tatami floors and bunks! If only the bunks were not so shaky.

History in the Making

Well, it’s crazy hot, I’m suffering from jet lag and my current residence has no food. Sounds like a good time to post on the blog if I don’t say so myself!

Astute observers will probably notice that I’m now posting at a very peculiar time. That’s because I am back in Japan. Which is to say, I only have a couple more posts before I’ll be whisked away into delightfully foreign wildernesses with hardly a wi-fi hotspot in sight. So don’t expect to hear much from somewherepostculture during the sweltering months of August. We’ll be absent.

Perhaps Derek will post (a first for this year!) but other than that glimmer, there’s going to be oppressive silence for the rest of us.

A pity, then, that I don’t have something more worthwhile to write today. However, fatigue, hunger and grumpiness has decreed that today shall be a rather dry day. I apologise.

There is another matter, however, that feels like it deserves some mention on here. We don’t discuss politics much in this space. Which isn’t to say that we don’t talk politics. Even the most staunchly apolitical individual cannot avoid the topic. By choosing to ignore it is, in fact, a political statement in itself. We all are part of this social species and politics is merely the word we use to describe the interactions between individuals which we simply cannot unwind from our existence.

And with that lead in, I want to mention Brexit.

Accessed from http://www.wga.hu/framex-e.html?file=html/c/camuccin/caesar.html

The Death of Julius Caesar by Vincenzo Camuccini (1798).

I can’t imagine there exists a single soul out in the world that hasn’t heard of this yet. For archival posterity, I’ll clarify that Brexit is the United Kingdom’s decision to part ways with the European Union. This is a momentous event. It’s one of those rare actions that will be a cornerstone of study for historians that look back at our generation. Just like 9/11 had, essentially, changed the entire face of day to day life, the Brexit stands as another action which will have far reaching consequences that no one can predict.

To not say anything on it seems more a disservice. It is such a shame that we, as a civilisation, have determined to give it such a ridiculous moniker. Seriously, UK. You couldn’t come up with anything better? As though future generations really need to know about our stupid obsession with making contracted names of things. It was bad enough when we were doing this to celebrities. That it’s not spilled over to something like this referendum is embarrassing.

Anyway, I have no great insight to add further to Britain’s decision. I’m neither an economist or a resident of the isles. I am merely a spectator – a single voice standing upon the sidelines and watching a magnificent catastrophe and simply marvelling at the insignificance of myself against such leviathan entities.

It’s awe-inspiring if you were to remove the modern connotations that carry element of goodness or respectability. I find myself simply fixated on this beast and can’t help myself from seeking daily updates on the ever progressing shit show that is the United Kingdom’s politics throwing the greatest tantrum the world has ever seen.

And, at this point, I don’t feel any problems calling it a childish tantrum.

There is an added shade to this separation vote for me, as a Canadian. Its parallels to Quebec sovereignty are hard to ignore and as I watch the world’s economy shake while citizens tear their country apart, I can’t help but wonder to myself, “What if?” Our own provincial vote had come achingly close to the numbers that the United Kingdom drew. We seem most fortunate to have spared ourselves the self-destruction. But on the other hand, perhaps if Quebec had voted to split, the collapse of Canada might have cooled Britain’s attempt of following suit.

Not that the factors which pushed the Quebec referendum are shared in any amount with the motivations of the United Kingdom’s citizens.

But to at least steer this post somewhat to the topic of this forum, there is a wealth of information to be mined from this catastrophe. I have always been fascinated with political machinations and watching the most bumbling of ploys sunder one of the world’s mightiest nations is definitely of use for my own fictional worlds. The power plays within the Tory ranks are the stuff of literature’s best dramas and had this referendum simply been an episode of A Game of Thrones, I can’t imagine any fan would be capable of tearing themselves away.

Cameron’s stupidity, Boris’ duplicity, Gove’s betrayal and Corbyn’s stubbornness could fill out an entire trilogy of books if not carry a George R. R. Martin narrative of their own. It’s these sort of events that inevitably provide the fertiliser for some fantastic ideas.

At the very least, trying to understand the psyche of these bumbling players can only help enhance my own writing when I go to tackle the next train-wreck of power and intrigue in my novel.

In short, I still can’t believe that the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union. It’s about as unbelievable as Donald Trump being made President of the United States.

Matsushima Ah! Part Two

In comparison to Entsu-in, Zuigan-ji was rather disappointing. But we were expecting this with all the construction signs around. We purchased our ticket at the vending machine–a first for temples that I’ve ever seen–but still had to present them at the gate thus rendering our own fumbling with the foreign machine rather pointless. We took what peeks we could at the main hall behind its fence and passed through the gate to the only attraction we were allowed entrance. A security officer stood guard which made me worried as he kept a keen eye that all guests removed their shoes. I’m travelling with my hardy boots and… well, let’s just say that the odour trapped in them after a full day’s walking could knock out an ox. Apparently, we hadn’t explored enough as the guard was still left conscious, but I did slip my boots off and shove them as far from any other shoes on the off chance someone called biohazard disposal and I had to return home barefoot.

My photo. Copyright me. Belongs to me. No steal plz.The building we could explore served as the old kitchen and service building for the monks. Apparently the relics from the main hall had been moved for displaying here but all the signs were in kanji so we couldn’t read them. We took plenty of photos, snapping a few of the hall under construction out the window as we passed. There was a hooded passage that connected to a secondary hall in the back of the ground and here we came across a wide room with intricately painted doors. These, as it turns out, were replicas but were also a major feature of Zuigan-ji. At one time they had been gold leafed and brilliantly coloured with expensive dyes possibly as a sign of the prosperity of the sect. However, after centuries of exposure to the public and the elements, they were severely damaged. Thus, the temple decided that, after restoring them, they would store the original doors in a museum and put up the industrial printed ones instead.

The hall itself held statues of the founding fathers of Zuigan-ji, a statue of Kannon (the buddha of mercy) and some funerary repository for… someone important in history. We only learned this because a tour group came in behind us and we eavesdropped on their explanation. I also took the time to read the brochure that was handed to us at the gate.

After the tour, we wandered across a hidden street behind a low stone overhang. We skirted another temple complex (which I took a photo of before noticing the dreaded “No Photo” signs) and climbed a small hill up to a very ornate squat mausoleum. I recognized the momoyama style from my time in Nikko with its near excessive use of ornamentation and gold leaf. It’s quite the contrast to the often austere design of Zen Buddhism and the bright reds, oranges and greens (kept in top condition by the dutiful monks) really contrasts the unblemished black of its walls and supports.

Naturally, we documented every inch of it. Special detail was given to the “elephant” heads that looked more like some madman’s fevered dream than any animal which walked on earth.

We then doubled back to Zuigan-ji proper, wandered into the museum to learn the actual history and relevance of all the stuff we saw before retracing our steps back to the food trucks of Matsushima. Outside of two brief stops, we were nearly done and we still had an hour or two of touring to go. We crossed two bridges to a nearby island with a famous viewing spot. I was especially carefully crossing the second bridge which was reduced to two blanks left carelessly over the exposed cross beams beneath our feet. I wondered how many people slipped and dropped cameras and phones down the rather large cracks then tried to not wonder about that at all as I held my camera in a death grip.

This island was especially busy with tourists, all eager to get their photos at the famous spot. Kait and I took pictures of the small wooden and very weathered shrine that had a carving for each year of the Chinese Zodiac along its walls. I took ample time to sit and rest my sore feet as we debated our next move. After a good ten minutes, enough space opened for us to squeeze in and snap a few hasty headshots of the bay. We then wandered back the way we came heading for Kait’s much anticipated tea house.

My photo. Copyright me. Belongs to me. No steal plz.It was remarkable only in how much it disappointed. Our guide paper said it was one of the few remaining original buildings from Date Masamune’s period but you wouldn’t have been able to tell if they hadn’t put a large sign at its entrance. We had to spend three dollars each to enter and there was basically nothing inside. There were to tearooms selling overpriced cups of steaming disillusionment brought to you by dolled up ladies in kimonos hoping that either they or the wide view of a bunch of private jet boats would distract you from your expensive hot water. A long table on the far side of the building sold the typical kitsch you’d expect from festival tents or seedy knock-off vendors. There was a “museum” of sorts that had a grand total of five displays. The only one of interest was a map of the bay with the standard lights and control panel to highlight the areas of interest. Of course, only half the buttons worked and everything was illegible. But what made the map most interesting was that it was painted and assembled at the bottom of a fourteen foot hole right in the middle of the room. Neither Kait nor I could guess why it existed and least of all in the dingy backroom of a tiny tourist trap. The icing on the cake was a security camera place prominently over the displays that gave you the sensation you had stepped into a deathtrap horror movie rather than viewing a collection worthy of even a locked door.

We left quickly.

By now we were ravenous and Kait was her usual indecisive self. So, I suggested that we keep an eye out for sushi places on the way back and, if we didn’t find any, we could go to the kaitenzushi restaurant that she knew of in the shopping arcade. Naturally, we didn’t find anything so we were back on the ear popping train ride through the tunnels to Sendai. We were nearly running to the restaurant, stopping only to confirm from the menu outside that this sushi would, indeed, be delivered by conveyor belt.

We were seated quickly and waiting with great anticipation as the first of the coloured plates rolled by. I had already instructed Kait on how these establishments work–the cost of your plate is determined by the coloured design printed on it. At the end, the server would come by and tally your bill by your dishes. Naturally, being the frugal creatures that we were, we opted to stick to the one dollar plates alone.

Except, everything that rolled by was upwards of five to eight dollars. I wracked my brain for how you would order a specific item on the menu from the chefs stationed right in front of us, but thankfully a few tuna salad rolls started to make their rounds. It quickly became apparent the reason for our drought of affordable options was due to a pair of high school students sitting further down the line. They had mountains piled by their elbows as they spoke and I tried not to glare with resentment as they snatched salmon sushi before it had a chance to even experience the world.

We probably ended up sitting there for close to an hour as options that we could actually stomach were eventually rolled out (and carried our way once the schoolkids packed it and left). Kait bemoaned how unfilling the sushi was as she glanced anxiously at her accumulating pile. I tried to calmly remind her that we usually go to sushi buffets back in Canada, so obviously it would take us a great deal to fill up on it. In Kait’s growing starvation and desperation, she grabbed one of the gray plates instead of the yellow. I commented on her expensive tastes as she realized with dawning horror that she had picked up a six dollar option.

She then tried to sneak it back before I yelled at her.

To assuage her guilt, she shared half of it with me. It was a fatty tuna sushi (easy to mix up with the cheap cut of tuna we were normally eating) but the one bite we had explained the difference in price. It was fresh, tasty and incredibly easy to digest. Oh to eat that by the plate would be kingly! Or it would, at the very least, take a king’s ransom.

My photo. Copyright me. Belongs to me. No steal plz.However, because we were in the restaurant for so long, I was able to answer a mystery that had been plaguing me. While watching the same plate of squid roll around and around, I wondered what the store did with food no one clearly wanted. Eventually, the chef took the plate from the belt but instead of throwing it out, he swapped the offering to a cheaper plate. It was picked up within two passes afterwards.

It struck me that, if you truly wanted a fine meal, you would probably want to come when the place was near to closing. Perhaps the desperation to offload all their food (since sushi doesn’t really keep overnight) would see a lot of options at a significantly reduced price.

Either that, or all they’re making at that hour is egg sushi.

By the end, the damage was pretty light and about one thousand and five hundred yen apiece (about fifteen dollars). Course, Kait was still grumbling about how hungry she was so we packed things up and returned home so she could snack on goodies we had stored in the fridge all the while feeling guilty about eating so much.

Upon reflection, we should really do a better job of not skipping lunch on our trips.

Pauline Pearl – Shichi Go San was a festival created due to high rates of infant mortality so parents brought their children to shrines at ages 3, 5 and 7 to thank the gods their kid lived that long and appeal to them to make it to the next age.