Last but not least for our second Summoner Wars 2.0 faction preview is the head honcho of the Benders herself, Tacullu. And might I say, she’s never looked better. Because she’s a he now. And everyone loves a nice set of boobs, right?

I’m not certain it’s going to be possible to discuss this first set of factions without referencing the old Summoner Wars games. Partly, Plaid Hat brought this on themselves by filling the first release with a whole bunch of old factions. And since they all appear to be a refinement of their prior incarnations, a little context feels necessary.

I mentioned before how Tacullu in the original was incredibly oppressive to play against. I don’t think he was the best summoner in the game but he was certainly a strong one. However, he was pretty miserable to play against. This lay in a one-two combo of his summoner ability and his events (though his commons certainly weren’t helping much there either). He bore the dreaded Magic Drain event, which was a pretty hefty economic swing that also encouraged passive play and murdering your own units. He also had Mind Control, which let him steal commons that tread onto his side of the battlefield. Mimic let him snipe your events from your hand. 

And then there was Counter Summon as his summoner ability. 

Now, Mind Control and Counter Summon both required magic on their part. Which meant, once again, Tacullu was best served by burning all his resources so he could steal or dispel yours. Which meant that he wanted to sit back in a safe location to build up those resources while forcing your units to come in through precarious attack lanes that would allow him to steal or kill any force that came at him. Champions could easily be Counter Summoned if they were cheap or strong. And powerful commons gave him the double swing of you losing the unit and magic spent on it while he gained it. 

You would think the best tactic would then be to flood his board with cheap, weak units that weren’t ideal to steal. But then we get back to his commons which were, on average, slightly ahead of the curve for slightly less than standard price. So it wasn’t a great exchange either. 

It’s with these issues in mind that I think we need to examine Tacullu 2.

First thing’s first. Tacullu launches with arguably the best stat line of the first six summoners. This is a surprise, to be sure. It’s a bit of a dangerous line to walk, as well. I believe the reason she has 13 health and 3 range strength is because she’s stolen old Summoner Wars Gulldune’s Mind Capture ability. Frankly, this is a better way to deal with permanent mind control. I really didn’t like Gulldune and considered him one of the Bender’s worst champions. Ironically, his ability on Tacullu is way better.

First, you have access to Mind Capture from the first turn. Part of Gulldune’s issue was that you couldn’t rely on getting the champion out when you needed him. Either you could draw him in your opening hand when you had no magic, stuffing your draw if you really wanted to save. Or, worse, you never draw him because he’s in the bottom of your deck. Even with A Hero is Born in the deck, he was too unreliable to build your strategy around and too inconsistent to use opportunistically. His 2 range attack ran a decent risk of missing altogether. Furthermore, you could only really reliably capture units that had almost no health, basically feeding that magic back to your opponent when your turn ended. He was essentially best for getting those last few dice on a summoner hiding behind his own units which is a pretty niche role to fill.

Tacullu, however, always gets a benefit from Mind Capture.

Sure, you are still losing the magic from outright killing the unit so you don’t want to use it willy nilly. And yes, the units are less apt to immediately snag you the victory as you’re probably capturing those that are on your side of the board and threatening you. But that’s the beauty of having the ability on your summoner. It will always be there regardless of what best use of the ability arises. The only time you’ll miss great opportunities is if Tacullu is out of position or she misses. 

And I think that’s where the higher strength and health comes in. I get the feeling Plaid Hat wants Tacullu to be a more aggressive summoner, pushing forth with her mind controlled units to overwhelm her opponent with the brainwashed masses. She has the strength to threaten most commons on her own and the health pool to afford a few reticent dice rolls. 

Will that be how Tacullu ends up being played?

Ehhh… I’m skeptical. I think she will still work best passive: let enemies trickle in, capture choice targets and methodically pull apart the enemy’s plans and economy. But the option for aggression is there, which is to her benefit. Especially since, once again, she doesn’t really come with anything that forces uncooperative enemies to her. 

This brings me to her epic event Mind Control. 

This event has been incredibly reworked. And, I think it works best as an offensive tool. Which, ironically, makes it arguably her weakest event in the deck. 

For 0 magic, you can take control of all champions and commons within 2 spaces of Tacullu. This is incredibly powerful. Except it’s subject to the regular rules of the game. Primarily, this means that you can only move and attack with three units. And since you’re apt to have your own out, getting a hold of a huge army for a single turn is a lot less useful. Furthermore, you don’t get magic for killing your own units. So while you’ll probably play this as a pressure valve to turn the enemy’s troops against each other, you won’t be getting anything for your trouble. Especially since it’s played during the Summon Phase so you’re at the mercy of your opponent’s movements for how effective it is.

And now Mind Control has to contend with Tacullu’s Mind Capture itself. Why take a common or champion for one round when you can have it permanently?

Ideally, you wouldn’t. Now, I can see this event getting higher priority if you need to push in against an entrenched foe. But between your Wind Mages and Archers, you’ll likely be applying enough ranged pressure that your enemy will want to come to you. 

Also complementing this awkward “best as an offensive event but you’ll likely not be playing like that” event is Blast. With a rather mundane name, this event is anything but mundane. It’s a surprisingly flexible tool which, much like Mind Control, will likely really benefit from the discard pile changing to hidden information. 

Blast can work defensively, unlike Mind Control, as you can use it to murder weak commons during the movement phase. And, unlike Mind Control, you can actually position to use it most effectively. This can allow one of your units to get through a blocking line to deliver some surprise damage upon your enemy. Or it can soften up a choice target for Mind Capture. Or it can just move a pesky unit out of the way so you can get in a Wind Archer strike. This flexibility certainly warrants its 1 magic cost. And yet, ironically this cost generally prohibits me from using it all that often. 

I find Wind Mages generally address my movement needs most of the time while also adding another body to the board and 2 strength range to boot. So, it’s not bad, I just find it’s redundant most of the time. Certainly not something I’d be keeping in my hand.

Tacullu’s third event is the peculiar Hypnotic Call. This card is both powerful and limited. Being able to target commons and champions anywhere on the board is fantastic. Being limited in where you can move them is less ideal. It’s a good balance but moves Call into a more niche roll. Perhaps its most consistent use is providing Tacullu that extra strength on attacking that unit, helping to secure a Mind Capture on a valuable enemy with a bit more health. More rarely, you can move a blocker out of the way for a Wind Archer. You can even use it on your own units, though the movement restriction makes it a bit unwieldy to use it in that context.

Finally, we come to what I consider Tacullu’s best event. Perplexing Tempest is fantastic because it actually really helps Tacullu’s defensive game. Possibly more than her offensive though it would certainly be of benefit there too. Reducing the enemy’s movement by 1 can halt an advance or guard against a fresh defence. And getting both two turns in a row can really swing a game as it lets you just eviscerate your opponent with multiple Mind Captures and powerful ranged barrages. And the best part, there’s really no point in the game when it won’t be good. So you can play it immediately upon drawing and almost always benefit. 

So it’s not that Tacullu’s events aren’t bad. It’s just that her units are better and the events don’t compliment them as well. I mentioned that Sneeks is an event driven summoner who really revolves his strategies around their timely play. With Tacullu, however, I think you’re more apt to be building them for magic. They’re just a little too restricted. They’re a little too narrow in focus. And their payout simply doesn’t justify holding them when you could be drawing and paying for your champions. 

Now, certainly as the end game begins to crystalize, you might be able to see where some might be determining factors. A timely Blast in the last few rounds can be vital. But Tacullu largely wants to play reserved. Perhaps, if a Deep Dwarf faction releases or something else in the big box shows some surprises, these will become much stronger. But for now, they’ll mostly be filling up my magic bar.

Regardless, I’m going to make a bold prediction and say that Tacullu will be one of the strongest summoners out of the box. Perhaps one of the strongest in the game for a long time to come.

The new Summoner Wars Benders remind me very much of the old standard for a faction. They have several strong commons which they’ll play while playing defensive on the board while they build up a large pile of magic to summon powerful champions to seal out the game. I’m not sure if this tactic will shake out to be the best, but it appears that it’s Tacullu’s initial gameplan. 

Thus, her suite of champions should really encapsulate that strategy with some really powerful cards. And… it’s not too far off the mark. Certainly, they’re more intimidating than Sneeks but Sneeks also will likely have some of the thinnest champions in the game.

But first, let’s address the elephant in the room. 

Gwalark returns to Summoner Wars as a core champion this time. However, much like his prior version, there’s a lot left to be desired with him. Certainly his improved strength is a boon and 3 more health helps to make him a bit tankier. But, and it’s a big but, he still leaves me wanting for something that costs 6 magic. I can grab three Wind Archers for his price and they have a greater strength and longer range than Gwalark. Mind Witches have equal strength for a sixth of the cost. Is 8 health enough to justify that large investment?

I’m not so certain. I think it’s got a decent chance of sticking around for a turn but for his cost, Gwalark better have a banger ability to make me want to really consider him.

And Levitation isn’t that ability.

It’s not bad, per se. It’s merely niche. Gwalark can bypass an opponent’s defences, passing over structures and units alike, to bring his 3 strength where needed. He can even grant this ability to nearby commons. And that’s pretty much the best case scenario for him. Soaring over your enemy’s blockers with an archer or two to try and deliver the finishing blow. However, he’s not packing the biggest punch to do it himself. And he’s in a deck that already has such great movement control that comes for a cheaper cost. Between events and Wind Mages, you can probably already disrupt their formation and sneak through for a fraction of the cost. 

So Gwalark really shines if your opponent is fortified two units deep but still in range of a fly-by attack?

I’m just not feeling it. 

In contrast to Gwalark, we have the return of Kalal. Originally, Kalal was… meh. Incredibly expensive, for the first Summoner Wars, she came a little hardier and much stronger than her peers. And, frankly, she’s at it again. Yes, she clocks in at a staggering 7 magic. But you’re getting a lot for that magic. Granted, over Gwalark, you have only an additional strength. But strength is good. Plus, you get her greater push. Wind Mages are fantastic for clearing blockers or pushing enemies into archer firing lanes and Kalal can do this at a greater range giving you even more power in pushing your opponent around. 

And she’s immovable herself. So she’s a reliable blocker. At least for the moment. We’ll have to see how many force effects get printed. But thankfully Steadfast is more of a perk than an important component of her toolkit. Do I think she’s worth the cost? Yes, and largely because she’ll outlast Gwalark. Gwalark’s issue is to play him effectively, you’ll be throwing him into the lion’s den. Kalal, however, can be put to the board and protected, extending the presence of her 4 strength while enabling the rest of your forces. It’s a slower, grinding style of play but seeing that the defensive advantage hasn’t been eliminated from the game, I think Kalal fits far easier into the Bender strategy.

Lastly, we have Gulldune. And boy is he different.

I mean, he had to be considering that Tacullu stole his identity. 

New Gulldune is a bit of an oddity in the Bender lineup since he’s their only melee option. This means that the Benders are a little less accurate than average. It also means that strength stats are even more valuable for him since each die is more likely to hit. Furthermore, Gulldune stole the best champion’s ability from old Summoner Wars!

So yes, 4 melee is great. And sure, 6 health is a little unimpressive for a melee champion. But when you’re getting Telepathic Command and the ability to give your high strength commons an additional attack each turn, you’ll be glad you made the investment. In comparison to the old version, tying Telepathic Command to 3 spaces from a melee attack against an enemy does neuter some of its power. Gulldune is going to be putting himself in danger. Your opponent will prioritize him when he drops to the field. But on the other hand, he’ll probably assist in blowing up anything that was on the board when he drops. So he’ll ruin pressuring champions, forward gates or wiping out a massive weenie rush. He’ll likely give you plenty of opportunities to reverse the momentum of a game in your favour. 

And goodness, does he look good.

So, as a Bender, I’ll be holding onto a champion. Maybe two. And I’ll wait to get that magic pile built up to throw them down. Kalal is great for bolstering your board state with a powerful artillery piece or building pressure against a defensive opponent. Gulldune is fantastic for power plays, either sealing a victory or eliminating your opponent’s present threats. 

Gwalark is best as a point of magic.

Well here we are with more Summoner Wars previews. Gosh, how I’d missed this game giving me easy blogging content. We’ll be looking at the new, improved, remodeled and ready for action Breakers 2.0. Tacullu is back and has never looked better. Because she’s a girl now. And has boobs. Everyone loves boobs. 

But seriously, I couldn’t be happier with the visual redesign of the breakers. I didn’t hate the original Summoner Wars envisioning of this weird, catsuit clad psychic lady faction but it was disappointing that these people were, ostensibly, the representation for an Eastern civilization and they had none of the flair. I wouldn’t mind seeing some recycling of that old design (updated of course) and, you know, we have Cloaks sitting there on the horizon. Considering the Cloaks originally were just dirty Benders, here’s a great opportunity to just shift those visual directions a little.

Anyway, I still don’t like the style even if I’m over the moon with the direction. I’ll take my wins where I can get them. But we’ll save art comments for the units themselves. Let’s take a look at what we’re getting. We’ll try things a little differently and begin with the factions commons this time. 

New Benders look like they pull a lot of inspiration from the Benders second summoner Shiva. And that couldn’t make me any more happier. First original Tacullu was a nightmare. Sure, he was a top deck but his gameplay was so awful. I’m usually one for “control” style decks in card games. But Tacullu epitomized the stalemate strategies that bogged old Summoner Wars down. He punished opponents for crossing into his side of the board and, thus, opponents were better of sitting and waiting for him to come to them. Except, there was no reason for him to go to them (in most cases) so you just had two players staring at each other and playing chicken.

It was awful. 

Original Tacullu was somewhat fixed with the Owl Gryphon even if, to this day, I think the champion is hot garbage. Shiva, however, took the idea of control and made it less oppressive on the enemy. Instead of outright stealing units, Shiva pushed and pulled them, making it hard for the enemy to get where they needed to be. 

And for our first new Summoner Wars Bender unit we have the Wind Mage. The Wind Mage will bring back memories of the Controller. And, it some ways, it’s not as good. Telekinetic Blast obviously has greater application, triggering move abilities and targeting summoners alike, but Push has an advantage over it. You can Push without requiring an attack, so no more weird hitting your own gates or units to get that one card you really need it to be. 

But there’s more to the Wind Mage that makes it stand out. I mean, first it has 3 health which makes it infinitely more survivable than the Controller. And with an equal strength to the old attack value too. All at the cost of 1 magic. That’s insane for stats but we’ll have to see other faction reveals before we can determine just how favourable this shakes out for the Wind Mage in the end. 

Now, it could just be the limited matchup in the demo, but I find while the Wind Mage is good, I generally don’t rely on them too much. I want to keep one or two around or in reserve for getting some tricky pushes so my other units can get into position but overall they aren’t a priority summon for me. 

That said, they partner extraordinarily well with the Deceiver.

I cannot say how complete a re-imagining this unit is from original Summoner Wars. So I won’t bother. The new Deceiver was so successful at deception that we had no idea it was really a Guild Dwarf Defender in disguise. 

Original Summoner Wars Benders were a faction known for being paper thin but hitting hard from a range. With a 4 health common at 1 magic, I don’t think this categorization is true anymore. Between that and Stupefy, Deceivers are very, very hardy. Turning special results into lower damage while the attacker is beside a Deceiver is an interesting way of pumping a unit’s defence. It gives any ranged attacker’s target the equivalent of the old Toughness ability. It also brings melee attacks down to a 4/6 probability of hitting. And the Engage ability means that their 1 strength attack is negligible. 

You’re not really throwing dice with this unit. You’re putting Deceivers out as walls and forcing your enemy to smash their faces against them. They’ll want to throw their high strength units on the Deceiver as they’ll be more effective in bringing them down quickly. Thus, those precious attacks are directed away from your more fragile core pieces. And they can’t simply walk around because they take a damage each time they move past a Deceiver. And then you’ve got the Wind Mages that can force a unit away from the Deceiver for some automatic damage too. I think they’re fantastic but I’m not sure if that conclusion is biased from just how effective they are against the Cave Goblins in particular. 

I feel like this was a weird matchup for the demo as I feel like the Benders have an advantage over Sneeks almost solely due to the Deceivers. 

Course, as I think about them some more, I’m not certain the probabilities of Stupefy are accurate. Whatever, this is a quick look, I’m not going to sit and do math for it. I suspect it might be even better than my initial impression though. 

Next up is the Mind Witch and wow has she gotten better. A boost to strength from the original version seems to be uncommon. Plus, she got a magic discount! And her ability got even better! 

Ok, the Mind Witch has lost the ability to mimic enemy champions and summoners. However, being able to target your own commons makes her far more reliable. Old witch was really matchup dependent but now you can ensure there are plenty of good targets for her to copy through your common choices. She can be an additional Deceiver, giving you four more (albeit much weaker versions) of those lovely tanks. She can be a surprise Wind Mage, getting your units that extra space you need to close out a game. And she can take anything good your opponent has kicking around the table. That she mimics after the summon phase really means there’s not a lot of options your opponent has to stop you. 

Her inverted stats compared to the Wind Mage comes out more favourably too. There’s no getting around strength is better than health and I’m not sure what the breakpoint in health values are in this game yet to know if 3 health is on the line of usefulness or not. 

And so far, the Benders are incredibly affordable on their common list. 

Their last unit is their one expensive unit. Coming in at 2 magic is the Wind Archer. Two health is pretty fragile in this game but 4 strength is fantastic. That all of the Bender’s commons are ranged makes them a little less reliable in their attacks but this woman is almost like an improved Cloak Sniper from original Summoner Wars. Swift is great, making it hard to hide from her. And Far Shot, an ability I’ve long considered terrible, works much better in part thanks to Swift. Your opponent is going to really struggle to keep away from that 4 strength and, if they’re melee, it might be hard to punish the Archer thanks to her range. 

She’s wonderful for trading enormously well with champions and commons alike. With that said, I’m less inclined to summon her if I draw her in the early game. Generally, I want to be building up my magic pile and the cheaper Bender commons are serviceable at the start. However by mid-game, she’s hard to pass on and in the late game she shines when your opponent is left with very few options to deal with her. 

And has anyone else noticed how odd she holds her bow? No? Just me?

Overall, I’m blown away by how good the new Benders are. We’ve broken the Plaid Hat curse (where every faction released with at least one bad unit) as each of these units, at the very least, play different roles in improving the effectiveness of each other. My standouts are the Deceiver and Wind Archer for their plain effectiveness but I’m not disappointed to draw either Mind Witches or Wind Mages. 

And looking at their symbols I’m starting to get a better grasp of these subfaction categories. Clearly wind is a faction, so any unit that will bear wind in its name will have that symbol. The eye is likely to be representative of Benders or perhaps Tacullu in particular as it looks suspiciously like the third eye on her mask and deals with more psychic-like capabilities. It’s interesting but we’ll have to wait for more releases to get confirmation on these suspicions.

So last week, we checked out Summoner Wars’ new and improved Sneeks. We took a brief preview of his summoner card and events. Today, we’ll be examining his champions. There’s only three cards here, so this should go a lot faster. Well, it should go a little faster. 

Well, we don’t come here for brevity.

First up is the rather disgusting looking Blarf. As I’ve mentioned before, I’m not a fan of this art direction but I can at least appreciate that the guy looks delightfully horrible. I always appreciate a little filth in my fantasy. 

I’m intrigued by Blarf if only because he comes with two deck building symbols. I wonder what the motivation to make him available to a wider pool is. Is it because his abilities somehow perfectly represent the opera helmet and Venetian mask symbol factions? Or maybe he’s so bad that it doesn’t matter if he gets spread around a little more?

Because let’s be clear, Blarf is bad.

Alright, it’s premature to make categorical claims like that. However, he comes peculiarly weakened from his Summoner Wars original incarnation. His best feature is his cost. At zero, not only is he always affordable but, more importantly, he interacts with Sneeks Sly and events. Which is probably what doomed the poor troll… orc… ugly boy. A pool of six health is an improvement over old Blarf. He can serve as a good one turn distraction for your wee goblins. However, his strength gain is decidedly worse. First, you need to trigger Blarf’s Blood Runes at the start of your attack phase. This means you can’t fuel it with fresh kills this round but must keep some magic from the summoning phase so he doesn’t hurt himself. Granted, missing a Blood Rune trigger is only one damage. Which means Blarf can deny himself without costing you an attack but I’m not certain how often those situations will arise. 

Furthermore, you want to be paying Blarf’s toll so that he can start hitting. Otherwise you’ve a mobile wall. A mobile wall that will slowly turn into a threat that your opponent will always see coming three turns away. But when you consider old Blarf could gain +4 attack at any point, it’s a bit disappointing.

So he’s largely a Sly platform and not much else.

Next up, we have Smeg. 

I’m guessing this is Smeege’s younger cousin. 

I’m not sure what to make of Smeg. He/She/It is obviously a little anemic. Losing health from the transition over to Summoner Wars 2.0 is not a great sign. Sure, they gained a strength but Smeege essentially had 2 attack with Frick’s ability. I think, once again, comboing with Sly has seen Smeg’s effectiveness get downgraded. That said, a healthier Slinger complete with it’s free attack, is still good. And Smeg is still like Smeege where Smeg’s negative can be an upside. Your opponent doesn’t really want to attack Smeg, hoping that Magic Junkie will make their cost exorbitant. But not attacking Smeg means Smeg can lay on the damage. And failing to kill Smeg means Smeg can reliably deny themself at the end of your turn. Plus, Smeg’s upkeep cost comes after you discard for magic so you can be reasonably assured that you can afford the Magic Junkie tax. Positioning from Sneak, Sly and buffing with Enrage the Horde are all added perks. Smeg’s good and I don’t see any reason why Smeg wouldn’t show up in every battle with the sole exception of the game ending before Smeg’s drawn.

Of note, Smeg is one of a very limited sources of ranged attacks in Sneeks’ army too. 

And now, for the main course. 

The Eater was one of the best original Cave Goblin champions. The new Eater still claims that title. He’s received a (probably justifiable) price increase. He comes out heftier (9 health) and stronger (5 strength) but his ability is not as good. He only auto kills your units now at the end of the attack phase so the Eater is more vulnerable to any possible future shenanigans that can change dice rolls. At five strength, he’s likely to be killing most things he’s on, however, unless he’s going after champions. And at five melee strength, he’s apt to be exchanging well with them. The six magic cost is noteworthy if only because Sneeks doesn’t make a lot of magic and Sneeks’ other champions kind of want to skim off your low magic pool each turn. 

It might be a little obvious that you’re saving for him, is all I’m trying to say.

So there you have it. The Eater is great! Smeg is good! Blarf is barf!

See you next week!

Well, the great thing about a new Summoner Wars release is I have easy go-to content for blogging! See, Kait! At least I’m being somewhat consistent in my posting!

I want to stress the speculative nature of previews. They are clearly not based on the most rigorous data or testing and, consequently, are mostly first impressions than anything else. However, Summoner Wars 2.0 reviews are a special note. Whereas my reviews of the original Summoner Wars releases was at least founded on experience with the game, it’s really hard to judge the value of the cards when I’m not even certain of the normal momentum and average strength of units in this new version.

Which is to say, the old game had a standard evaluation equation for judging the relative worth of cards. While flawed, this system was based on observed averages of what had come before. We’re in uncharted territory here so saying what is good or bad is going to be a crap shoot at best.

But don’t worry, if you wanted baseless judgements then you’ve come to the right place.

We’ll break this down into three posts as Kait keeps telling me I jabber on too long anyway. Our starting point will be the summoner and events. I’ll save a second post for the champions. And the last for his commons. At least this is faster than Plaid Hat’s reveal schedule.

Now, I didn’t have original Sneeks so it’s kind of exciting to see his new version in a product that I have a high chance of actually getting. It’s a little hard to parse some of his card since I’m not entirely certain what everything means. I did, embarrassingly, find the online rules after I did that digital disgorging of my initial thoughts last week. So I’ve given it a thorough read even if I haven’t fully internalized everything yet. Hopefully that arms me enough to not come across as completely moronic here.

The first thing I want to comment on is Sneeks health. Eleven is crazy high, for the original Summoner Wars. Summoner health essentially sets the “difficulty” of your opponent since the only win condition is getting that value to zero. Only one summoner got to nine health in the first game and it just happened to fall on one of the best decks. But now, I kind of feel it’s ironically on the low end. 

It’s clear that higher health is meant to turn summoners into more active participants in the game. Which is a good change. Sneeks wants to get into the thick of the action as well. His three melee strength is of note. First, it’s one of the highest strength attacks in his deck. Second, melee is more accurate than range in this new version. Course, it still comes with its inherent vulnerability.

While I don’t think strength values have risen at the same rate as health, it feels like eleven health really only gives you one turn of vulnerability. In original Summoner Wars, you could argue that ignoring the summoner to clear the board was more advantageous. I didn’t. I thought putting pressure on the summoner would force them to position less optimally but I also concede that this prioritization of attacks was very faction dependent. With Sneeks, it feels like you definitely want to hit him whenever you can. Most of his commons are rather weak and the more damage you put on Sneeks the less aggressive Sly maneuvers he can do without risking a loss. 

Course, let’s examine Sly a little closer. This ability isn’t just a port from his first edition. It’s an upgrade. Being able to Sly step Sneeks in during your attack phase essentially ensures that any 0 cost unit which gets beside the enemy summoner is bringing an additional three melee strength attack with them. Sadly, Sneeks can’t Sly his beast riders but pretty much every other option in his deck works. Plus, he’s got other mobility options rather than charge.

Another perk of Sly is that Sneeks can get some very quick, aggressive gates down. Since the first couple of turns your opponent is unlikely to mount a terminal defence, if you happen into your gates early, you can get some very strong early board control. It’s luck dependent as gates have a tendency to be drawn when you least want them. However, since Sneeks has so many zero cost units, having more summon points is very important for him.

I’m curious to see what those deck building options will open up for him. It looks like he’s geared towards trickery and brute force. But without seeing these symbols show up later, trying to judge those options would be the equivalent of reading tea leaves. 

Now we have Sneeks’ events. Starting with his personal Epic options.

First, I’m not sure who this person is in the art but I wonder if he’s a preview of a Cave Goblin second summoner? He appears on two events with pretty consistent design. Could just be an unreleased unit, however. Possibly a champion. Certainly would be a peculiar reinterpretation of Frick and, seeing as Frick is one of my sister’s favourite summoners, I’m kind of rooting for his return. At any rate, Enrage the Horde gets into the Cave Goblin identity of swarming with a lot of cheap units. Frick let any single zero cost unit to attack twice a turn. Enrage, however, gives you a power turn where all of your free units essentially double their attack for the low cost of one magic. 

Granted, this cost isn’t insignificant. Sneeks would rather slam his commons down than build them for magic, so you’re probably running an economy that’s a little light. That’s where Enrage the Horde’s timing comes in. As a Magic Phase event, you can fuel this with any kills during your normal attack phase. The trick, however, will be positioning. Until the release of a Runt like unit that allows your slingers to attack through them, your Slingers are the easiest to assist with Enrage so their firing angles will have to be chosen carefully. 

I feel it’s worth holding until the right time. You only have two of them, so you want to keep them as a threat for the enemy summoner. Especially since they know you’ll be running these two.

The rest of these events, however, are less impressive. I’m uncertain which are worth holding in your hand, slowing down your draw speed. They can combo well but the last thing you want is to be holding two or three events each turn and giving your enemy some breathing room from your rush of commons. 

Sneak, however, is fantastic. It helps you get your army into position either for a powerful Enrage the Horde play or for sliding Sneeks in for some sneaks attacks. Of particular note is that Sneak lets your Clingers move since it’s a force effect! This can help you rescue any that have been abandoned in the boonies by forcing them to an adjacent unit then moving that unit after the event resolves. It’s free too! I don’t like to hold on to this event for more than a round, however. If it lines up for a power combo, great! If not, it can be good to get helpful positioning now.

Pile On is decent. Makes things hit harder if you’ve surrounded them. While the dream is to play this with Enrage the Horde for double the value, it can create a trap of making your hand stuck with a bunch of non-unit cards. Given that your units are generally on the weaker side, however, you want this event to take down scary champions your opponent might be holding. Given the extra attacks from Slingers and your overall low damage output from your weaker champions and commons, I find Pile On is a necessary event to hold for either risky all-in attacks on the summoner or to get favourable economic exchanges against enemy champions.

Finally, we’ve Unrelenting. It’s odd to see an economy card in Cave Goblins. Granted, this is a weird economy card as it’s more on the denial end rather than generation. It costs one magic to make the opponent’s target prioritization weird for one turn. If you have Sneeks or a champion pressuring their face, this card could have them turn all their attention to those big threats and ignore your little runts as they rush in for combat. Alternatively, you can use it after a rush to recuperate your losses. It’s strong, I’m just not certain it’s strong enough to hold. If I don’t have a lot of slingers on the board, it might just be worth letting go. 

So, for me, Sneeks is an aggressive summoner who relies heavily on his Sly ability to get in extra attacks on priority targets or place aggressive gates. He seems rather reliant on his events to compensate for his otherwise lacklustre champions and commons. So he is largely a question of whether those events are strong enough to keep him competitive with other summoners.